most embarrassing moment?

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what is your most embarrassing moment of your life?

Mine's the time when I was 14, I was caught masturbating.

I thought I would just die. Even if I thought that someone knew, I would blush and want to go hide. Now at 35, I don't give two s**ts. Yeah, I jerk off. Anyone who says they don't is a liar.

^Um I think that maybe a little adult there but I can understand what you mean though.

ya it's adult but that was my most embarrassing moment. Doesn't have to be adult.

I seem to embarrass myself all the time. It is hard to pick one as the most embarrassing. I would have to confess that my *more* embarrassing moments probably belong in the adult forum.

When I use to be an Evangelical, I was talking to my paster's son, and told him that my step sister got knocked up. I didn't realize that saying "knocked up" would cause everyone to turn around and stare at me as though I suddenly became Satan.

Lol!

Well can't remember my most embarrassing moment in my life so far but I'll remember it eventually

One of those times I farted in church real loud and everyone, I MEAN EVERYONE, turned around to look at me.

One of those times I farted in church really loud and everyone, I MEAN EVERYONE, turned around to look at me.

Oh let me see (hope you laugh at these)
When I was underage and in a nightclub I fell asleep at a table
A couple of years ago (on new years eve) I lost my footing and my leg went down a water grate in the gutter so lucky I didn't lose my sandle
When I had not long moved to this city and went for a bike ride and got lost, I found the nearest police station which was far from home so they could ring my parents
When I laughed out loud at the police prosecuters name (his name was for a tyre company)
When we had NO lawyer in court and had defend ourselves

I think that is enough Have a great day

I was learning Morse code in the Navy and was STUCK on 18 groups (1 group = 5 characters) per minute. I had to get to 24 groups per minute to graduate. I had gone to school working on this all day and had practiced in the workroom all evening, so finally I sat out one set to take a break. I put some money in the soda machine to get something to drink while I rested. The dratted machine took my money and no soda. I gave it a little push, hoping that the money would slip on down into the coin bank and register, so I could get my drink, but instead, the machine was off balance and fell on my arm.

I was trapped there with this soda machine on me for about 20 minutes until the set was over and everyone came out for a 5 minute break. They lifted the soda machine off me, and my arm was all swollen and purple. When the x-rays came back, one of my arm bones was broken just below the elbow, the other just above the wrist, and the bone that goes from the wrist bones to the base of the thumb was also broken. They put me in a cast with a thumb spike, gave me the GOOD drugs for painkillers, and sent me to the barracks to sleep it off for a couple days.

As I was leaving the time came for shift change at the hospital. The new shift of nurses was coming in, and, of course, they were officers. I was drugged out of my gourd. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it. I saluted and knocked myself out cold with that thumb spike. They had to take me back in, cut off the cast, reset the bones, and put on a new cast.

Needless to say, I was ABSOLUTELY forbidden to salute for the rest of the time that cast was on!