Hehe, O, thought we was on about the morning thing. That's usually the thing people complain about when someone takes forever in the bathroom. Eh, yeah, I really do not care too much for the sports page, but I read pretty much every page I see when it's in there, while I'm in there... Pissin's a different story, usually in such a rush that I often flush the toilet by accident before I'm done, and have to flush again.... 
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Still grateful.
"...do you really think you're in control...?"
Diagnosis: uncertain.