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*Enters room in long black jacket, then opens jacket to reveal large amount of guns wait I mean food, grabs open can of food throws at people at either side then concentrate what is left of both onto person on the left. Then there is a masive amount of people looks at them then runs at cover while fireing food. (recreation of the matrix)*

or with CanyonWind's a recreation of Constantine.

*In the midst of everything, ThatMew remotley opens the trapdoor to the basement, and quickly attempts to dash under the chaos, and runs though the flames, to the trapdoor and slams it underneath himself, and goes to the lone computer to order more things from a site where you can order food war arnaments.*

not undercooked spaghetti!! !! it's so hard and untasty! why cruel world? why?!

*takes out rather old hardboiled eggs* taste my smelly vengeance! *throws eggs at people and runs toward conveniently placed large rock for cover*

*pulls dynamite out of random pocket*

*For those of you busy slinging pies among other things, you might notice the following:*

*There is a very loud bang, 120 decibels. And a white flash that lasts for 13 seconds. The scent of vanilla fills the air. Next five users to post are vanilla flash-banged*
[In the basement.]
"Heheheh...."

ow my eyes, mmmm vanilla. I dont need my eyes. *runs out and gets hit from every side*

hmm...*looks around* it's quiet...*piles cream pies in a giant catapult*

*Thatmew exits the trapdoor, sure of the flashbang having faded by now.*
'Hmmm...I know.'
*ThatMew sets down some ice cream dynamite. About 5 sticks.*
*And then ThatMew waits.*

ice...cream? *rubs sore throat* tasty...wait a minute... run away!! ! *ice cream explodes and i do an action jump to avoid the blast*

I baked a big pizza. But suddenly it exploded. And the kitchen was killed. That's the way things go.

Say hello to the big Pineaple
*tries to figure a way to use it*

And for a side I have the big banana.

*enters driving concrete mixer truck*

Let's make smoothies!

*jumps up and down* oooh....spinny...

*flings banana peels at people*
what else was i going to do with all those celebatory bananas i virtually give people?

Making a pie canon starting to shoot everyone

I am building a fort out of Melons. Please continue while I build a 5ftX6ftby7ft fort of melons.
*This action takes 6 turns, ThatMew is vulnerable.*

*blasts down thatmews fort of melons with a giant can of whipped cream!* Muahahaha

Prepares for an attempt at the battle of of hot carmel with a tank full of sticky pumpking pies and apple pies. Drops the fresh apples and pumpkins into a skinner as the skinner shoots the skin excess from one direction to the next while heating up the ovens to melt ShadesOfMe's cream as well as the hot pies.