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28 Oct 2005, 8:38 pm

If you can suspend your critical faculties for long enough, whilst dropping your accent by at least 40 IQ Points, you have your chance to speak like a streak of low-life dreck.

P.S. It helps if you can include the word 'Bruv' in every sentence that you use.



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29 Oct 2005, 7:27 pm

Penge! what a ghastly place! my friend broke her toe in Penge, once.



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29 Oct 2005, 7:27 pm

Are you refering to rednecks, trailor trash, or hicks?



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29 Oct 2005, 7:33 pm

I think he might be referring to a UK streotype.


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30 Oct 2005, 7:49 pm

May I start?

OK here goes...

Howwwwwwdy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!! !!

Woww, a telleeegraith powle!

I can speaks to my maaa from up 'ere!



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30 Oct 2005, 7:53 pm

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30 Oct 2005, 7:56 pm

We're way up down 'ere from sub south yellow swamp county

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30 Oct 2005, 8:04 pm

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30 Oct 2005, 8:17 pm

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30 Oct 2005, 11:24 pm

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30 Oct 2005, 11:25 pm

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30 Oct 2005, 11:25 pm

:roll: Y'all are stereotyping monsters, a'int yah?! :evil:


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31 Oct 2005, 7:57 pm

Why be offended? Is there really such a thing as a redneck? Do you know a redneck? Are you a redneck? I thought rednecks are a fictional overeggeration of impoverished white Americans that live as though they come from the late 19th century?

I see that often that southern Americans are insultingly labelled as these characters, like someone calling someone else a barstard. However, like 'barstard', I thought that the term 'redneck' had lost its original meaning and was merely an insult.

However, like many things, I'm probably wrong. If the term 'redneck' is used with simmilar racial or social discrimmination to, say, the tem 'n****r', then I profusely apologise.



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31 Oct 2005, 9:14 pm

WhiteRaven_214 wrote:
Is there really such a thing as a redneck?


Yes

WhiteRaven_214 wrote:
Do you know a redneck?


Yes, many of them, actually

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Are you a redneck?


No, even though I am "Working class" and white. I do know that a lot of them can actually be pretty cool.... when you overlook the fact that they're really into NASCAR Racing. That being said, the ones with upper middle class pretentions can be kinda nasty.


I thought rednecks are a fictional overeggeration of impoverished white Americans that live as though they come from the late 19th century?
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I cordially invite you to spend a week in the town that I live in (West Columbia, SC) to show you that they do indeed still exist. I can also show you the differance between Rednecks and "White Trash". My grand White Trash tour of Lexington County will start with the Pawnshops, and Payday loan offices, and Check cashing centers of Triangle city, then a quick jaunt doun US 1 to the Mobile Home Reposession Lot, and a genuine Trailer Park. We can do lunch at Maurice Bessinger's Piggie Park as well. Unfortunately the Meth Lab that was about a block away from where I live is no longer an option, as SLED agents shut it down about six months before I arrived here, but I can show you where it once was.



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31 Oct 2005, 11:03 pm

I'm more of a redneck than most everyone else here. Some consider it a state of mind, or way of thinking.


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