What do you call a cow with no legs?

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05 Oct 2008, 11:08 am

[it's a joke]

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05 Oct 2008, 11:10 am

ground beef?

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05 Oct 2008, 11:11 am

Yes.

What's ET short for?

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05 Oct 2008, 1:11 pm

extra terrestrial

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05 Oct 2008, 1:16 pm

Because he has such little legs.

People muck that one up all the time. They say, "What does ET stand for-- crap."

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05 Oct 2008, 1:51 pm

:lmao:

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06 Oct 2008, 8:26 pm

what do you call a man with no arms and legs? Matt
what do you call him if you throw him in the water?s Bob

'bout that level

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06 Oct 2008, 8:33 pm

What do you call a man sucked into the fuselage of a jet?

Chuck.

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06 Oct 2008, 8:48 pm

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

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06 Oct 2008, 8:48 pm

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

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07 Oct 2008, 10:09 am

pakled wrote:

what do you call a man with no arms and legs? Matt
what do you call him if you throw him in the water?s Bob

'bout that level

What do you call him if you throuw him in the bushes? Russel

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07 Oct 2008, 10:40 am

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eilene

Q: What do call a man holding a shovel next to a large hole in the ground?
A: Doug

Q: What do call a man holding a shovel next to a small hole in the ground?
A: Douglas

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