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Kilroy
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25 Nov 2008, 10:26 pm

alright God's gonna kill me :lol:
but he loves me? :lol: :lol:

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26 Nov 2008, 12:28 am

MADDuck wrote:

Let's just all make love okay????

Not possible. Prepare for war. :twisted:

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26 Nov 2008, 12:31 am

Lol. I don't think virgins are easy to "spot" at all. Most people are completely shocked and disbelieving if I tell them I am a virgin.

Not sure what that says about me though...

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26 Nov 2008, 12:35 am

You guys can all be in it and good luck trying to seduce cyberman.
He looks dangerous so I am out of here.
Be careful sunshower.

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26 Nov 2008, 12:53 am

Cyberman wrote:

MADDuck wrote:

Let's just all make love okay????

Not possible. Prepare for war. :twisted:

HAHAHAHA A VERRY AGREABLE STAITMENT :twisted:

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26 Nov 2008, 3:18 am

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I am thinking professional virgins are like those people that have a child like personality. I knew of this girl called 'Mary' and she looked like she went to church. Sweet and innocent expressions by just the way she talked and she looked fresh but she was a hooker. You would never guess it.

Yeah, those are the worst!
Everyone thought that she was innocent, but when we knew what she had done we were like

The oddest thing is Why do they still act like innocent?

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26 Nov 2008, 3:24 am

This mixed message is hillarious.

Pot smoking little devils, sports nuts, two-faced people, and MORMONS!!

Hmmm...that kid is probably hiding something in the closet :idea:

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26 Nov 2008, 3:27 am

Virgin and proud :twisted:

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26 Nov 2008, 1:24 pm

I once talked to 2 girls who asked me if I was a virgin. And we hadn't even talked about sex or things like that. They just asked about it and I answered yes (I still am).
They guessed that because they thought my way of being was like that... kind of quiet ("innocent"?), or something.
Quite funny. But OK, as long as people don't begin to ask very private questions afterwards (those girls didn't, but I've met people who have done that).

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26 Nov 2008, 2:38 pm

Ok- lessee.........

Sex Addicts
Baby Killers
Sports Nuts (I have some Uncles that are going to be suprised)
Racists
Can't read this one
Athiests
Lewd Women (Seriously? What about all the lewd men I know. Wait- that's me)
Money Lovers (Donald Trump is in troooouuuubllllllllle)
Drunkards (Me again?)
Two-faced People (approximately 1/6th the earths population- just guessing)
Child Molesting Homosexuals (my personal favorite :roll: )
Thieves
Witches (I thought they were all burned at the stake already)
Pot Smoking Little Devils (as opposed to the pot smoking BIG devils- they must be OK)
And Mormons...
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

There was one other I couldn't make out. Sorry.
Anyone care to take a guess as to what religion this kid observes? I'd love to know what religion hates Mormons.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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26 Nov 2008, 2:44 pm

If he thinks God has anything against baby killers, he hasn't read to the end of Psalm 137.

Anyway, I'll admit to being lewd, rebellious and (at times) a witch, but a sports nut? That's definitely unforgivable.

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26 Nov 2008, 2:45 pm

My guess would be something to do with Fred Phelps
www.godhatesfags.com

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26 Nov 2008, 2:45 pm

MissConstrue wrote:

This mixed message is hillarious.

Pot smoking little devils, sports nuts, two-faced people, and MORMONS!!
Hmmm...that kid is probably hiding something in the closet :idea:

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26 Nov 2008, 9:33 pm

Virginity is like baby teeth; everyone starts out that way, but eventually you outgrow it...

And cybermen? I would think that women would consider that the 'ultimate' battery-operated-boyfriend...

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26 Nov 2008, 9:34 pm

I think we all should get together and have a big orgy!

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26 Nov 2008, 9:35 pm

NocturnalQuilter wrote:

)
Thieves
Witches (I thought they were all burned at the stake already)
Pot Smoking Little Devils (as opposed to the pot smoking BIG devils- they must be OK)
And Mormons...
:lmao:

There was one other I couldn't make out. Sorry.
Anyone care to take a guess as to what religion this kid observes? I'd love to know what religion hates Mormons.
:lol:

I'm a witch :roll:

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