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25 Nov 2008, 10:49 am
25 Nov 2008, 1:49 pm
Once I found out ED was a parody site and all the articles weren't real and were meant to be funny, I stopped taking the article seriously and went "ha ha." Now to make an article about Spokane but what do I say in it?
Oh, how about this:
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Spokane is the second largest city between Seattle and Minneapolis. It is one of the sucky cities in the world, but yet the best because Johnny Depp was there of all time for the shooting of a lame movie Benny & Joon. There are hardly any jobs there and nothing to do except looking at the movie locations from the movie, they couldn't afford a zoo so they had to shut it down in 1932 and then they had another one in Spokane Valley but shut that down because they didn't have the money to take care of the animals. In 1991, a sucky zoo opened in Newport and has been opened ever since.
The World's Fair was held in Spokane in 1974 and were stupid to tear down the exhibits after it ended. They realized their mistake and had to rebuild the IMAX theater and turned the site into a park which is now RiverFront Park. Their amusement park there sucks since it only has a very few rides but it's something the Spokaners like doing since it's the only park they can go to for rides.
The World's Fair was held in Spokane in 1974 and were stupid to tear down the exhibits after it ended. They realized their mistake and had to rebuild the IMAX theater and turned the site into a park which is now RiverFront Park. Their amusement park there sucks since it only has a very few rides but it's something the Spokaners like doing since it's the only park they can go to for rides.
I can't beleive I just insulted my own city.
25 Nov 2008, 2:03 pm
25 Nov 2008, 6:29 pm
