29 Nov 2008, 3:34 pm
Kasuki-Chan
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29 Nov 2008, 3:39 pm
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!! !!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
4 ways to be kicked out of Wal-Mart
1. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
2. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
3. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
4. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!! !!"
omg you have no idea how hard i'm laughing right now... mny eyes are watering....
goodness... i may do those someday... >.> <.< >.>
29 Nov 2008, 4:02 pm
I haven't laughed so much in ages!
1. Start playing baseball in the middle of the store aiming at the windows.
2. Walk around taking random things from the shelves, put them in a shopping trolley, and kick them towards the exit to set off the sensors on the doors
3. Start dancing with a hair brush, singing.
4. Start setting off random noisy toys in the childrens department all at once, and hide.
5. Walk up to the checkout with a toy gun, and shout, "This is a stick up!".
6. Pretend to be playing a game like 'war' running about making gun noises.
7. Play a game of football in the middle of the store.
8. Steer round a shopping trolley pretending it's a car
9. Run up to an employee and instantly shout, "I demand to see the manager!"
10. Go to sleep on the beds in the furniture section.
11. Grab a chocolate bar from one of the shelves, and start eating it without taking it to one of the checkouts.
12. Bring in a set of Ipod speakers and start playing music really really loudly.
13. Start pouring bottles of ribena and lucozade over the furniture in the home section
14. Start eating the chocolates in advent calendars.
15. Pick up bottles of wine, and swing them back and fourth, acting like you're testing out tennis rackets.
16. Try to push open the automatic doors.
Well, those are mine...
richardbenson
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29 Nov 2008, 4:34 pm
old but very funny 
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30 Nov 2008, 2:32 am
I laughed at that one.
1. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
2. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
3. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game.
4. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.
5. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away.
6. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
30 Nov 2008, 4:04 am
Is there changing rooms in Wal-Marts? If so, go into one and shout "theres no toilet paper!" 
Also, go to one of the phones on the walls that the stuff use, type #96 or press the page button, then anything you say down the phone will go through the intercom
30 Nov 2008, 6:07 am
Oh, geeze, I used to do that.
Then for a while, I decided to give it the finger...
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
I loved/love to hide in those. I'd do this stalking type of thing to my mom...
I've actually done that, too.
'Cause there use to be these bouncy balls with a pokemon in them, so...I've always wanted to do that.
