If Santa answered his mail honestly

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A good chuckle

http://www.unfabulouz.com/2008/12/if-santa-answered-his-mail-honestly.html

LOL. That`s sort of - creepy, like the thinks constantly singing down my chimney.

LOL

I was so annoyed with my cousin that still beleived in santa when she was like 10. She got so upset with me telling her no santa doesnt exist.
How dumb can ya get and I think well yeah she is proberly right. Santa does exist. He is real and you shouldnt tell people no different.

My 11 year old cousin still believes in santa, it's rather ridiculous.

LOL!!

The Santa in the link made me laugh - he is such a "bad-ass".

The thing I could never figure out as a kid was what Santa actually did. All the presents had labels on them saying who they were from and none were ever marked "From Santa" so I assumed Santa was really mean or he was just some sort of delivery person. A mail man with a sleigh instead of a van.

My earliest memory of Santa (I'd probably be around 4 or 5) was sitting in his lap in a large store. He asked me what present I wanted and I was very insistent on some little plastic decorations that belonged to the shop display but the mean sod wouldn't let me have them

I really wish santa was real I wish he was my Dad he would be so kind and give me presents all the time.
All i wanted is a dad and to act like a dad and santa is so kind and easter bunny can be my other dad because they are so caring and giving. They would make me feel special.
I only wrote to santa once as a kid. He never answered and i didnt think santa cared, not about me, i was so sad
SANTA IS JUST A LIE
A big fat puppet and he is obese. Its not a very good role model for todays children.
No, easter bunny is the puppet. Santa is just a big fat red and white bean bag!

I honestly don't care for this dirty humor. I still chuckled sort of. If I had to deal with letters coming from annoying little kids on Christmas and give presents to everyone, I probably would act like that too. (minus the beer and girl part, that was...BAD)

I used to believe in St. Nick until I was 8 years old. I had a friend that believed in Santa until she was ten.

I do think though that Santa is more of a symbolic figure. He's supposed to be like Christ in some ways. Meaning he brings joy to children all around the world by giving them toys and having that awesome, magical feeling.

I don't mean to suddenly get religious, but that's what I believe Santa Claus is. So in a way I believe in the "spirit of St. Nick", just not the actual person. I hope you guys understand what I am saying here.

That was absolutely hilarious I LMAO'd

I'd seen these before, but laughed again out loud.

By the way, Santa is based on Saint Nicholas, a real person. Look him up in Wiki.

modern humor can be so eh?ish to me sometimes.

Ah, Santa Claus, the last of the famous international sleighboys.

Santa doesn't exist?