All _ Have ___

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08 Dec 2008, 7:02 pm

First there was the book, ''All Cats Have Asperger's Syndrome''. Now, a line from the TV movie ''Front Of The Class'', about a teacher with Tourette's Syndrome, ''All ducks have Tourette's''. Let's hear your ideas, folks- ''All _____ have ________''! :geek:

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08 Dec 2008, 7:28 pm

All NTs have mental problems.

All phones have government wire taps.

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legendoftheselkie
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08 Dec 2008, 7:39 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of: all (animal) have (condition). Like: All barnacles have neurotypical disorder.

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08 Dec 2008, 10:04 pm

All spiders have OCD?

claire-333
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08 Dec 2008, 10:21 pm

All fish have insomnia.

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08 Dec 2008, 10:53 pm

all TVs have eye problems...

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09 Dec 2008, 6:43 am

All dolphins have drinking problems (which in a way is absolutely true)

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09 Dec 2008, 7:33 am

All flatworms have depression.

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legendoftheselkie
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09 Dec 2008, 10:34 am

All moths have OCD.
All border collies have OCD.

All Jack Russell terriers have ADHD. So do all Afghan hounds.(They look elegant, but have you ever lived with one?)
All golden retrievers have Down syndrome. (they're friendly, loving, and loyal, and although not the brightest dogs, are much more intelligent than they're given credit for)

All finches have ADHD too. :cat: