You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today?

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I learned that I need a job which doesn't involve customers.

I learned that if I want something, go and cry to daddy because mommy's too busy spoiling my sister, step sister, and half- brother while enforcing stupid rules on me that my siblings could only dream about following. And since I'm daddy's little flippin' princess, I'll get whatever my heart desires

that a tufted titmouse is a bird kind of resembling a blueish cardinal and not a rodent

i learned this yesterday but the australian government has stopped assessing visas for bahraini citizens because they are worried they might try seek asylum from the repressive government in the wake of anti government protests. i hate my government. this is wrong on so many levels.

I learned that it's considered a crime in Germany to publicly state that the holocaust didn't happen.

That oxytocin has a dark side, such as the love-familiar-ones-but-kill-everyone-else effect, aka "the mama Grizzly Bear effect."

I learned that cinnamon goes great with chai tea.

To go into Army & Navy without buying junk food.

I learned that the bacteria under the front-door mat is non-infectious, in spite of its funky odour.

I learned that Im the only source of my problems.

I learned what a kaiser roll was.

I have now also learned what the word 'jargon' means.

That my gut feeling is rarely ever wrong.

That after I orgasm I only have to wait three minutes to do it again.