Well, I'd still like to see the one with Lazenby and Dianna Rigg...
Ok, first thing; James Bond movies are a cinematic version of Haiku. No matter what movie you'll see, this is how it goes down.
Start - some impossible escape, each one more over-the-top than the movie before.
James Bond meets the first girl. She gives him important information, then is killed.
James Bond (the agent, not the famous orinthologist...) meets the 2nd (the 'bond girl'), who helps him out. They don't like each other at first, but he applies 'horizontal persuasion', and the Bond Girl completely reverses her outlook on life, and will sacrifice anything to help him...
James Bond is captured by the bad guy, who monologues and gives away his whole plan. Bad Guy tries to kill James Bond.
James Bond escapes, large things are blown up in cinematic technicolor, and James and the Bond Girl escape, make whoopie, get caught, and allow Bond to make some horrid pun (well, mainly the Roger Moore ones...