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22 Jul 2006, 4:30 pm

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Abraham Lincoln said, "A dog has four legs and a tail, but if we call the tail a leg, how many legs does the dog have?"
"Four. Callin' a tail a leg don't make it a leg."


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23 Jul 2006, 1:08 pm

Catch more flies with honey…


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23 Jul 2006, 1:29 pm

i don't want to catch any flies they're nasty.


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23 Jul 2006, 2:15 pm

you can catch a lot more flys with a net than with honey.... honey just makes them sticky



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23 Jul 2006, 3:22 pm

These quotes are for people who enjoy crosscountry running, or just running in general (but can be used for other situations as well):

"It's cold, it's windy, I like it."

"Run, Forest, run!"

"No pain, no gain."

"When the going gets tough, the tough gets going."

"Pain is transitory" (I already said this one, but I still like it)

and (like my coach says) "Pain is your friend"


This one is just funny:

"Never wear a shirt that says 'I'm with stupid!' when you're by yourself."

-Jeff Foxworthy


These quotes are also awesome:

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible"

-Walt Disney

"Darkness cannot run out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot run out hate, only love can do that."

-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"What's right isn't always popular and what's popular isn't always right."

-Anonymous

"Words are free but can come to a great expense."

-Anonymous

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

-Roald Dahl

"Curiosity killed he cat."

-Anonymous

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

-Anonymous



These quotes are true for my own life, but they can be true for others as well:

"The Band is my family" (meaning that the band that I'm in is a family of mine)

-David Lawrenson, YHS band director

"It seems that for success in science or art, a dash of autism is essential. For success, the necessary ingredient may be an ability to turn away from the everyday world, from the simply practical, an ability to re-think a subject with originiality so as to create in new untrodden ways, with all abilities canalised into the one speciality."

-Hans Asperger

"God will never leave you nor forsake you"


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23 Jul 2006, 9:29 pm

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt - Mark Twain

The enemy of my enemy is my friend - maybe Confusious


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24 Jul 2006, 3:33 pm

If you can’t say something nice…


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24 Jul 2006, 10:31 pm

"Go ahead, make my millenium" From BeetleJuice.


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25 Jul 2006, 2:59 am

MrMark wrote:
If you can’t say something nice…


.... become a journalist!



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25 Jul 2006, 3:13 am

Z wrote:
MrMark wrote:
If you can’t say something nice…


.... become a journalist!


lol!


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25 Jul 2006, 7:10 am

"If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good." - that kid from Seven Years in Tibet

"In my search for God I have annihilated him." - Me

"I sentence you to kiss my ass!" - A judge from the Simpsons

"It looks like a walrus flossing" - from the Family Guy


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25 Jul 2006, 1:35 pm

Half a loaf is better than no bread.


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25 Jul 2006, 1:36 pm

Sedate the patient!


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25 Jul 2006, 3:21 pm

I don't know.



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25 Jul 2006, 3:28 pm

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I don't know.


THEN DON'T POST!! :evil: :evil: :evil:


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26 Jul 2006, 6:17 pm

“I love it when you’re not into it.”
-H. Simpson


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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
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