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02 Mar 2009, 7:22 pm

theonion.com do you LOVE it. Post your favorite Onion News Networks stories and videos here. Lets talk about them.

Todays favorite of mine is

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... d_piece_of

bad language but so f*cking true on sonys products


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02 Mar 2009, 8:32 pm

I used to read it at work, but finally the content filters wouldn't let me on...sigh..;)



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02 Mar 2009, 8:41 pm

pakled wrote:
I used to read it at work, but finally the content filters wouldn't let me on...sigh..;)


you can obviously see why XD


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03 Mar 2009, 1:33 am

:D
i have an onion new calender. i just recently visited the website yesterday so i'll have to take a better look around.

today's article was about a man admitting that the evil monster in his recent science fiction novel was his mother.


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03 Mar 2009, 7:02 am

My favourite article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... position_8


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03 Mar 2009, 8:47 am

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

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03 Mar 2009, 8:57 am

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/st ... lf_through


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03 Mar 2009, 9:14 am

http://digg.com/comedy/Are_Violent_Vide ... g_Children

(I had a dream about a post-apocalyptic world once...it was a bit like the Family Guy episode where Y2K happens, LOL)


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03 Mar 2009, 9:45 am

Strapples wrote:
theonion.com do you LOVE it. Post your favorite Onion News Networks stories and videos here. Lets talk about them.

Todays favorite of mine is

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... d_piece_of

bad language but so f*cking true on sonys products


i absolutely had to f****** laugh at this :)



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03 Mar 2009, 9:53 am

this one cracks me up :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0&feature=channel[/youtube]



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03 Mar 2009, 11:02 am

Learning2Survive wrote:
this one cracks me up :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0&feature=channel[/youtube]


:lol: sure beats the B.S that mainstream media puts out... at least this B.S is funny!


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05 Mar 2009, 10:26 am

Definatily the youtube challenge for "actually good" video!

If you go to youtube to watch it, there is a suprise on the page for you :wink:

(If you cant find it, send me a message and I'll tell you about it)


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05 Mar 2009, 11:53 am

Kimmy wrote:
Definatily the youtube challenge for "actually good" video!

If you go to youtube to watch it, there is a suprise on the page for you :wink:

(If you cant find it, send me a message and I'll tell you about it)


i cant find it


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05 Mar 2009, 12:02 pm

The Onion... Real Truthiness for People with Brains.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/f ... t_drug_for
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/o ... _obsessive
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/i ... government
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/c ... y_has_some


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05 Mar 2009, 12:02 pm

MrMisanthrope wrote:
The Onion... Real Truthiness for People with Brains.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/f ... t_drug_for
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/o ... _obsessive
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/i ... government
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/c ... y_has_some


:lol: love the first two.


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05 Mar 2009, 12:03 pm

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/o ... p_americas


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