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There was an old man from space, he had wrinkles all over his face, one day he came down, and started to frown, then he left without a trace

There was an old man from Spain, he was very obnoxious and vain, he came on this site and started a fight, so I told him to make like a plane

not trying to rain on your parade
but a "Limerick" it seems you just made
theres a forum "Arts, Writing, and Music"
thought you might like to use it
so ALL the limericks can be enjoyed in one "Place"

CRAP, I was SO close
anyhow...did't know if you knew about it. It's the WP limerick thread in , well I told you in my "Bad Limerick."
Otherwise I have 2 places I can be a bad limerick writer in huh?

I heard this one on another board... not "from" but anyway...


There was an old man named Keith
who had a set of false teeth.
He sat on a chair
and found them there.
"Oh, I've bitten myself underneath!"