24 Mar 2009, 8:07 pm
i would learn tons of martial arts
and screw their wimpy-ass "dont hurt others" rules, i'd go looking for trouble, and just kick ass after ass!
HYAAAA!! !! !!
seriously, i'd be a constant nuisance, a menace to society, cops would have to shoot to kill and STILL
their puny bullets would just JAM between my TREMENDOUS muscles!! !
and then they'd have REALLY pissed me off
and i'd show them how to ruin s**t for real!
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24 Mar 2009, 8:56 pm
24 Mar 2009, 9:47 pm
I was pretty huge three years ago. I'm almost 6'3", and weighed 260 lbs and was pretty ripped. I could lift the rear of an average car my myself. Not that it had any uses, but I was proud nonetheless. It had it's advantages. 
No one messed with me, and respect was immediate. Also, there was no need to be aggressive because everyone was nice to me. That was cool, and it felt good. 
I was so happy that I didn't have any desire to "kick ass".(although martial arts would've been awesome)
I'm seriously considering starting to work out again. It was one of the best times of my life to be in that shape, and I could be there again in 3-4 months. Just in time for summer. 
24 Mar 2009, 10:34 pm
No one messed with me, and respect was immediate. Also, there was no need to be aggressive because everyone was nice to me. That was cool, and it felt good. I was so happy that I didn't have any desire to "kick ass".(although martial arts would've been awesome)I'm seriously considering starting to work out again. It was one of the best times of my life to be in that shape, and I could be there again in 3-4 months. Just in time for summer.
in my short time in the military, muscles popped up all over me, i felt like hercules!
i even discovered that i had biceps when i rested my head on my arm to sleep!
now...
its all gone
24 Mar 2009, 10:54 pm
25 Mar 2009, 5:09 am
No one messed with me, and respect was immediate. Also, there was no need to be aggressive because everyone was nice to me. That was cool, and it felt good. I was so happy that I didn't have any desire to "kick ass".(although martial arts would've been awesome)I'm seriously considering starting to work out again. It was one of the best times of my life to be in that shape, and I could be there again in 3-4 months. Just in time for summer.
theres always time, i saw a guy by quincindence a while
back, he`s around 160 cm tall and i remember him as
very small and skinny - suddenly he had been working
out for a while and the guy was huuuge
he was
almost as wide as he was tall.
""seriously, i'd be a constant nuisance, a menace to society, cops would have to shoot to kill and STILL
their puny bullets would just JAM between my TREMENDOUS muscles!! !""
I think thats called suicide by cop, and its kinda fround upon
Anyone that want to be big and strong, go for it -
start lifting
Time flies, suddenly two months
have passed by and you see the results of all
your work - and when you see the results it
gets easier to keep it up.
25 Mar 2009, 7:02 am
and screw their wimpy-ass "dont hurt others" rules, i'd go looking for trouble, and just kick ass after ass!
HYAAAA!! !! !!
seriously, i'd be a constant nuisance, a menace to society, cops would have to shoot to kill and STILL
their puny bullets would just JAM between my TREMENDOUS muscles!! !
and then they'd have REALLY pissed me off
and i'd show them how to ruin sh** for real!
LOL this is like some amazing manic poetry or something.
Walt Whitman on steroids (literally!) "I sing the body electric -- that will kick your ass!"
(I liked the bathing in weapons one too.)
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25 Mar 2009, 11:15 am
