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09 Apr 2009, 12:32 pm

Some lady called 911 after a fast food restaurant messed up her drive-through order


I swear it should hurt to be stupid

it's like,

"I'm gonna call 911 *ow!* what was that?"

"Oh, that's the stupid cramp, that happens when you're about to do or say something stupid."

"Is there anything I can take for it?"

"short of going back to school and paying attention this time, no"

"Ooh, look, smarties! Will these help? Ow! what was that?"



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09 Apr 2009, 12:34 pm

ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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09 Apr 2009, 12:39 pm

NICE!


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09 Apr 2009, 3:13 pm

You know, there was a similar story where someone called 911 after an incident in McDonald's. :roll:


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10 Apr 2009, 3:33 pm

The mind boggles :lol:


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11 Apr 2009, 9:36 pm

digger1 wrote:
Some lady called 911 after a fast food restaurant messed up her drive-through order


I swear it should hurt to be stupid

it's like,

"I'm gonna call 911 *ow!* what was that?"

"Oh, that's the stupid cramp, that happens when you're about to do or say something stupid."

"Is there anything I can take for it?"

"short of going back to school and paying attention this time, no"

"Ooh, look, smarties! Will these help? Ow! what was that?"


:lol:


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