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19 Apr 2009, 4:40 pm

What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

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19 Apr 2009, 5:25 pm

jamesohgoodie wrote:

What did the penguin say to the astronaut?

"You look lost."

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19 Apr 2009, 7:59 pm

Mr. Flibble is very cross

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19 Apr 2009, 9:35 pm

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19 Apr 2009, 9:37 pm

Two rocket scientists walk into a bar...

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20 Apr 2009, 1:44 pm

"Wrong planet."

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20 Apr 2009, 1:49 pm

"Last time I eat mushroom I find in my gym bag."

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20 Apr 2009, 1:51 pm

cognito wrote:

"Last time I eat mushroom I find in my gym bag."

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20 Apr 2009, 2:15 pm

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

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20 Apr 2009, 2:51 pm

It's probably not good, but....

"Dude, this is Antarctica, not space!"

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20 Apr 2009, 3:11 pm

"Okay, who divided by zero?!"
and if you get this joke, you just lost the game.

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20 Apr 2009, 3:44 pm

"It’s about time you people stopped walking like a funny human."

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20 Apr 2009, 5:33 pm

"Incredible! Due to the decreased gravitation on the moon, I can sort of fly!" And then he died from suffocation.

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20 Apr 2009, 7:56 pm

"Wrong coordinates again, eh Phil?"

cognito wrote:

"Okay, who divided by zero?!"
and if you get this joke, you just lost the game.

OH SHI-

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20 Apr 2009, 8:03 pm

Antarctica, we have a problem...

I know, it sucks.

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20 Apr 2009, 9:08 pm

P: Hey. Quack. Who are you? Where are you? What's going on? Quack. Is there any way of stopping it?
A: Please relax. You are perfectly safe.
P: That is not the point. Quack. The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin. Quack. And my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs.

Obsucure?

Also - props to Mr. Fibbles

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