talk like a VILLAIN thread >:-)

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(Disabling my meek-spirited, lilly-livered, foolishly optimistic signature for this thread.)

<i>Curses!</i> Foiled again!

En_una_isla, I see your evil number is fast approaching. I suspect you may be -persuaded- to make this post here, as I am sure you are a -reasonable- person and would not want to -upset- me... heh heh heh... *drums fingers*

Indeed, the evil number approacheth!! ! Let the games begin! ::insert evil laughter::

I will insert evil laughter... for a price... MUHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, damn, I just inserted evil laughter for free. CURSES!

muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

If you don't gimme the deed to yo' ranch
I'll saw you all in half!

No, I have to do the whole thing....

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus:]
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus]

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)
A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)

[Chorus]

I prefer to listen to classical music.

((Out of thread: Whenever someone in a movie is seen listening to clasical music voluntarily, they are evil. Stupid movie rule.))

Mwahahahahahahaha.

I wanted to post something truly evil here, and i would've got away with it too if it had'nt have been for those pesky mods.

Ah, the little dog. -insane giggle- hot dog, hot dog, heehee! Mmm.

I prefer stroking my long haired white cat, personally. The static running through my fingers help me think up the most ... nefarious plans.

Little dog?

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"


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