What Happens If Your Out Of Toilet Paper ????

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What happens if your in the toilet,and you have no toilet paper left ??????????????????????????????????

Scream and cry and beat your chest.

You could go ask your neighbour for some but don't do it with your trousers on your ankles 'cos yeah, it's quite difficult to walk that way. So my advice (free of charge), first look if you have enough toilet paper and if not ask your neighbour first. And then one can.... yeah, you know.

It just plain sucks.
Use napkins, or... your hand. Yes, hand(s). And make sure to wash them after.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Easy, check you have enough before you have to do your business... It also helps to know where there is more

Here is a joke I heard back in the 1970s pertaining to this.

There was a chartered bus that pulled off at a rest stop. This man gets out and does his job in the restroom. He discovered there was no toilet paper. He yelled, "Anyone have toilet paper in here?" A man in a stall next to his said, "No, none here either, just use a dollar...that will work." Well...as the man was getting back on the bus, the driver looked at him and said, "Whoa...you smell bad...are you feeling alright?" The man looked at the driver and said, "You ever try wiping with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"

Well...wait for somebody to come in and ask them for some toilet paper because there is none in your stall or you'll be forced to just dress, go out and get paper from another stall and clean up or just get paper towels soaked in hot water and a bit of soap and do some serious wiping and cleaning. But the best advice is to just carry lots of tissues in your purse...just in case this nightmare comes true. I carry a small packet of flushable baby wipes.

When you realize too late that you are out, the sky is the limit. Nothing that ultimately does the trick is against the rules.

It happeend to me a few years ago... I totally freaked out for about 5 minutes, in a major panic and stressed.

Until I finally figured out a solution.

I took off my tee-shirt and used that and then threw it away... and got the bag out of the house...


Since then, thre is always plenty of toilet paper, sometimes 4-5 packs in the closet.

Take used toilet paper out of the trash and use it. No that's gross unless it's my own.
I always make sure there is toilet paper left. I've used towels to wipe myself when I was a kid or dirty clothes.
In public restrooms, I make sure there is some in the toilet paper dispenser (whatever those things are called). Few times I have walked out of the stall and into another one with my pants downfor toilet paper. I don't care if people see me, we're all women.

Take a shower if possible... im hypersesitive, so thats usually the end result anyway
unless im in public =)

Newspaper.

Erm, follow the advice of this song?

http://www.bobrivers.com/index.php#v8452