Social Faux Pas of the Week

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I hate it when people go on like that, too. Especially when you walk into a store and they insist on telling you about all their promotions. For one thing, there are usually signs that give the same information they're telling me. Also, I'm usually looking for one specific item, or I just want to look at the clearance rack. There is zero liklihood that I'm going to spend a hundred dollars and earn some crappy coupon, or whatever else it is they're pushing.

flapping and rocking while on a packed bus.

whiplashing back and forth in my seat in the internet cafe...

I was sitting at a large table at an after school staff meeting after a huge snowstorm. (trying to make small talk....) asked randomly, "do you plow your own driveway or do you have someone plow you? I have a guy who plows me." It turns out that "plows me" means having sex, so my friends baited me with questions and I continued.... "yes, he is really nice and he only charges twenty five dollars and he even comes twice on some days..........." etc etc etc..... until my friend said, "somebody needs to tell her...." and the person next to me explained. It was funny but not. I seem to have missed out on a lot of slang terms even though I am 55 and intelligent.

Gives new meaning to the "Mr. Plow" episode of The Simpsons.

my friend came and talked to me at my desk at work.

her: hey how's it going?
me: great. your look nice today. your boobs look amazing!
her: errr thanks?
me: ooops sorry did i say the worng thing?
her: no, coming from you, it is fine.

(she understands me quite well, but i still managed to shock her)