Deliberately doing the worst strip tease ever

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30 Jun 2013, 6:41 pm

Your proposed strip tease is interesting! I cannot really comment in depth on it, however.



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30 Jun 2013, 7:25 pm

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01 Jul 2013, 4:35 pm

Metal Machine Music! :lmao: :hail:


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01 Jul 2013, 7:40 pm

Another idea for something write on the cards: '140 million women living with the effects of genital mutilation right now'.

Also, Mindsigh - perfect, innit? Especially after all those acts with the usual 'I Put a Spell on You' and 'I Just Wanna Make Love To You' etc. :twisted:


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01 Jul 2013, 8:25 pm

Do STD lady strip tease. You could put make up and stuff on your body to make you have got heaps of different STDs. Well maybe just infectious dieases in general. Then you can try to give guys lap dances rub your body on them and they will run away from you. :chin:

That's probably the worst I can think of. :lol:


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01 Jul 2013, 8:32 pm

MR_BOGAN wrote:
Do STD lady strip tease. You could put make up and stuff on your body to make you have got heaps of different STDs. Well maybe just infectious dieases in general. Then you can try to give guys lap dances rub your body on them and they will run away from you. :chin:

That's probably the worst I can think of. :lol:


Haha, I've got a friend who might be in on this whole naked performance art project (it's not really stripping or burlesque but will be in a burlesque space subverting it.) We could have different personae and I like your idea, actually. We could do something with it; might adapt it a bit, though.


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01 Jul 2013, 8:39 pm

Happy to help. :lol:
Like you could have some friends in the audience that you try to give lap dances to that will run away from you, so you don't go near strangers.


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02 Jul 2013, 10:06 pm

I have nothing but love for this thread. Also nothing of importance. Trying not to stalk puddingmouse now...

Failing. Oh well.



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03 Jul 2013, 2:49 pm

Stalk away!

(not the WP member called Stalk.)


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