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17 Nov 2010, 7:43 pm
I heard some guy on a bus hollaring about how pushy women are. How are women pushy?
Gee, let me think a bit:
Welllll.......we push 'em out when they're born 
we push 'em in strollers 
we push 'em on swings
we push 'em out to play with the other boys 
as teen girls, we push'em off of us 
as women, we push 'em toward marriage 
we push 'em out to work 
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy 
, then we push 'em down the stairs. 
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17 Nov 2010, 8:38 pm
18 Nov 2010, 4:21 am
RightGalaxy wrote:
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy , then we push 'em down the stairs.
, then we push 'em down the stairs. 
24 Nov 2010, 1:07 am
RightGalaxy wrote:
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy , then we push 'em down the stairs.
, then we push 'em down the stairs.Now, this is why I'd rather die a slow, painful death than get married. At least I'd know that no one is going to profit from my death. Well, the funeral home will definitely make money off it, but at least they weren't the ones who murdered me. Whoever decided that this was funny, is a sick, disgusting individual, and they lost my respect forever!
Come to think of it, I saw a similar thread in another forum. Pathetic, very pathetic!! !
24 Nov 2010, 4:04 am
Good joke!
26 Nov 2010, 9:13 pm
Aspie1 wrote:
RightGalaxy wrote:
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy , then we push 'em down the stairs.
, then we push 'em down the stairs.Now, this is why I'd rather die a slow, painful death than get married. At least I'd know that no one is going to profit from my death. Well, the funeral home will definitely make money off it, but at least they weren't the ones who murdered me. Whoever decided that this was funny, is a sick, disgusting individual, and they lost my respect forever!
Come to think of it, I saw a similar thread in another forum. Pathetic, very pathetic!! !
Saw a T-shirt today and it said "F em if they can't take a joke." I thought of you. Why are you getting in such a huff over this. Feelin' guilty are you? Furthermore, do you think somebody is going to fall over and die because they lost your respect. You sound awfully guilty to me.
Maybe you're just too pushy. Hit a nerve did I?
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27 Nov 2010, 4:31 pm
Aspie1 wrote:
RightGalaxy wrote:
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy , then we push 'em down the stairs.
, then we push 'em down the stairs.Now, this is why I'd rather die a slow, painful death than get married. At least I'd know that no one is going to profit from my death. Well, the funeral home will definitely make money off it, but at least they weren't the ones who murdered me. Whoever decided that this was funny, is a sick, disgusting individual, and they lost my respect forever!
Come to think of it, I saw a similar thread in another forum. Pathetic, very pathetic!! !
You could just crash a private plane into the side of a mountain - instant cremation. And then no one profits.
I thought the joke was funny, I didn't see it coming at all.
30 Jan 2011, 10:00 pm
happymusic wrote:
Aspie1 wrote:
RightGalaxy wrote:
and then we push 'em to take out a big insurance policy , then we push 'em down the stairs.
, then we push 'em down the stairs.Now, this is why I'd rather die a slow, painful death than get married. At least I'd know that no one is going to profit from my death. Well, the funeral home will definitely make money off it, but at least they weren't the ones who murdered me. Whoever decided that this was funny, is a sick, disgusting individual, and they lost my respect forever!
Come to think of it, I saw a similar thread in another forum. Pathetic, very pathetic!! !
You could just crash a private plane into the side of a mountain - instant cremation. And then no one profits.
I thought the joke was funny, I didn't see it coming at all.
That joke was funny! I laughed out loud! Husband came over to the computer to see, and he laughed out loud too. Then he asked how much my life insurance policy was, and we laughed! Then I said my niece and nephew are the beneficiaries, and we laughed some more. I am reminded of a Bill Cosby joke from his stand-up days, describing the coaching taught in natural birth classes..."push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaay out. Push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaay out."
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