Naming our junk

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13 May 2014, 6:03 pm

You know how guys call their junk by name? Dick, Willie, Johnson, etc? We need a name for ours. I nominate Maureen as the name of it.

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13 May 2014, 6:28 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:

You know how guys call their junk by name? Dick, Willie, Johnson, etc? We need a name for ours. I nominate Maureen as the name of it.

didn't you know? --the vagina already has a name:

it's enya. :lol:

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13 May 2014, 8:25 pm

There are many names for woman's crotch, but I won't list them for fear of being reported.

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13 May 2014, 9:15 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:

You know how guys call their junk by name? Dick, Willie, Johnson, etc? We need a name for ours. I nominate Maureen as the name of it.

I learnt my English UK style so Fanny it is.

Fanny is the name of the boat of course :wink:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... the%20boat

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18 May 2014, 4:19 pm

I'd prefer not to project a personality onto my reproductive organs.

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18 May 2014, 5:56 pm

MindBlind wrote:

I'd prefer not to project a personality onto my reproductive organs.

I have to second this.

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19 May 2014, 1:44 am

starvingartist wrote:

OliveOilMom wrote:

You know how guys call their junk by name? Dick, Willie, Johnson, etc? We need a name for ours. I nominate Maureen as the name of it.

didn't you know? --the vagina already has a name:

it's enya. :lol:

This cracked me up!

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20 May 2014, 1:29 am

I never thought of naming it myself, but a BF named it so he could make reference to it without sounding crude. His name was Jim, so he had named his Lil Jim, which was then shortened to Lil J. So for symmetry reasons he started calling mine CJ, for Cindy Jr.

Another BF called his Little Elvis, and my mother's BF (he was a country boy with no decorum for saying such things in mixed company) referred to his as Junior.

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