(If anyone has already seen this joke, my apologies. I thought it was great!)
A husband is at home, watching a football game,
when his wife interrupts:
"Honey, could you fix the light in this hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks!"
He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights NOW?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
The wife says, "Fine. Could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right."
To which he replies, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine," his wife says. "Then could you at least fix the steps to the
front door? They are about to break!"
"I'm not a carpenter, and I don't want to fix steps," the husband yells.
"Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so! And I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to
go home. As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are repaired.
As he enters the house, he sees that the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices that the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey?" he asks. "How did all of this get fixed?"
His wife says, "Well, after you left, I sat outside and cried.
A nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and in return, all I had to do
was either go to bed with him, or bake him a cake."
Her husband asked, "So -what kind of cake did you bake?"
The wife replied, "Hellooo! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
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Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
-- Dr. Dale Turner
22 Dec 2007, 1:10 am
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