A joke for the ladies

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home and saw a clean house, dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes, and cook all the meals. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a woman from North Carolina. He had given his wife orders to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the yard, do the laundry, and cook his meals. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

HAHAHAHA!! !!

I adapted it for Canada....

I LOVED it!

Now THAT was a good one.

Glad you folks like it!

that was funny