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05 Nov 2005, 12:46 am

god I hate saying this...but renagade is starting to entertain me.



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05 Nov 2005, 6:52 pm

Ante, you are under arrest for violation of Section IV, Subsection A, Paragraph 3 of the US PATRIOT Act, which forbids the publishing of any statements that support people who are known as hostile to the US, along with any statements that disparage the US or any goverment theirein (including Supreme Leader George W. Bush). Being this a matter of national security, you do not have the right to remain silent, and things that you do not say or do will still be held against you in court. Also, you do not have the right to an attorney, but you will still be interrogated in a secret facility, using interrogation techniques banned by the Council of World Humanity. During your interrogation, you will be housed in an underground facility, with no contact form the outside world, and your death will be staged as a cover story pending queries form friends and family.

(Don't you just love satire? :wink: )


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05 Nov 2005, 10:23 pm

Archmage wrote:
Ante, you are under arrest for violation of Section IV, Subsection A, Paragraph 3 of the US PATRIOT Act, which forbids the publishing of any statements that support people who are known as hostile to the US, along with any statements that disparage the US or any goverment theirein (including Supreme Leader George W. Bush). Being this a matter of national security, you do not have the right to remain silent, and things that you do not say or do will still be held against you in court. Also, you do not have the right to an attorney, but you will still be interrogated in a secret facility, using interrogation techniques banned by the Council of World Humanity. During your interrogation, you will be housed in an underground facility, with no contact form the outside world, and your death will be staged as a cover story pending queries form friends and family.

(Don't you just love satire? :wink: )


I'm sure anyone here with known links to terrorist groups is shaking in their boots ;)


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07 Nov 2005, 10:42 am

Renagade wrote:
beta team - phosphorous Prometheus - ninjas - i want you to keep an eye on this sock headed creature known as Mjs82, and tell me if he is ninja or not


Prometheus I smell your scent following me. It smells of bad gin and turpentine. Maybe just turpentine...

/me uses my ninja fog to confuse the AS force team (though I think they don't need much more help anyways)

... dissapears steathily into the night...



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07 Nov 2005, 8:12 pm

To: Admiral Renegade
From: Commander Archmage
Subject: Operation: Veti Watch
Transmission Sent: 1915 CST

We have just gotten the DNA reconstruction back. We have confirmed that Veti is a mythical fairy from the center of the earth. After investigating some of her fairy underlings captured earlier, we have confirmed her intentions: fey supremacy.
We have double our search efforts. Over and out.


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08 Nov 2005, 1:03 am

Hey, if you need anything me, neongrl, and ascan are the local Illuminati sleepers. Mason 33rd order secrets? Security blueprints to top-secret facilities? Airplane tickets and passports with validated fake ID's in 30 minutes or less? It's what we do ;)


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08 Nov 2005, 2:36 am

mwahahahahaha!

/me vanishes from observing the mortals, clutching my phial of fake DNA...



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08 Nov 2005, 3:00 am

Archmage wrote:
To: Admiral Renegade
From: Commander Archmage
Subject: Operation: Veti Watch
Transmission Sent: 1915 CST

We have just gotten the DNA reconstruction back. We have confirmed that Veti is a mythical fairy from the center of the earth. After investigating some of her fairy underlings captured earlier, we have confirmed her intentions: fey supremacy.
We have double our search efforts. Over and out.


You have gone above and beyond the call of duty my good man. Here is your medal!

techstepgenr8tion sleeper team - continue your insidious plots please.



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08 Nov 2005, 3:13 am

Can i be the team's pet cat? I shall look cute while pouncing people and biting them to the best of my ability!


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08 Nov 2005, 3:19 am

saucer of milk coming up.



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08 Nov 2005, 3:43 am

yay! *pounce!!*


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08 Nov 2005, 7:21 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:
Hey, if you need anything me, neongrl, and ascan are the local Illuminati sleepers. Mason 33rd order secrets? Security blueprints to top-secret facilities? Airplane tickets and passports with validated fake ID's in 30 minutes or less? It's what we do ;)


Lol, good call. I've been trying to figure out where I fit in all this but the stuff other people have mentioned didn't seem to fit... IRL sometimes people actually ask me to find obscure information for them. It's the kind of stuff where they don't have the time or patience to look for it themselves, but they know I'll do it. "If it's out there, I'll find it."

I seem to have an unusual talent for memorizing strings of numbers (and letters) too - car license plates, telephone numbers, account numbers, etc. Maybe Renegade can use that too.



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08 Nov 2005, 3:59 pm

neongrl wrote:
I seem to have an unusual talent for memorizing strings of numbers (and letters) too - car license plates, telephone numbers, account numbers, etc. Maybe Renegade can use that too.


Great, set speed on memorizing the human genome project just to help us out if Vert's DNA gets lost again :D


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08 Nov 2005, 4:28 pm

/me mutates her DNA, just for a laugh.

/me looks over at Puss-in-Boots wannabe... pah - a shoddy attempt.



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08 Nov 2005, 4:38 pm

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/me mutates her DNA, just for a laugh.

/me looks over at Puss-in-Boots wannabe... pah - a shoddy attempt.


So you're one of those Species or 1976 The Thing types eh? Well, its well known among the Illuminate that you guys are deathly allergic to General Tso's chicken. I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retribution.

Archmage, Renagade, Prometheus, you guys hearing me? Just 9.95 plus shipping and handling.


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