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shortfatbalduglyman
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21 Apr 2025, 6:59 pm

mrs peel

yes, it could be used as ammunition against me.

however, Home Depot High School has plenty of gossip and "miscommunications".

anything could be used against me.

"at will" employer.

any reptile could have sex with the boss, and they do not need to tell me, much less ask my permission. i do not have the moral "right", legal "right", or physical strength, to prevent reptiles from having sex with the boss. everyone has subconscious biases. even though the boss has been nice to me through every interaction since she's been working there august 2022, maybe she's even nicer to other reptiles.

constantly terrified of getting made redundant.



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22 Apr 2025, 11:46 am

April 22 , 2025

Tuesday

Still not made redundant

Sooner or later, home Depot will have the nerve to make my worthless corpse redundant but not this far

The whole building so filthy it doesn't matter which servants failed to take a shower



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23 Apr 2025, 9:21 am

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wait, what? You haven't showered for over two years?


THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY-


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23 Apr 2025, 4:55 pm

TheDandy1 wrote:
MrsPeel wrote:
wait, what? You haven't showered for over two years?


THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY-


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Yes and I have been working at home Depot for four years and six months and counting and still not made redundant

The most recent time I got sick, April 2024. But it was not like "frequency intensity duration". Not that bad.

Actually my itching skin has been much better since I have not taken a shower



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24 Apr 2025, 9:15 pm

april 24, 2025

still not made redundant

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july 1, 2024,
gastroenterologist told me to get a colonoscopy.

some websites say that it is required to take a shower the night before a colonoscopy.

some websites say that it is not required to take a shower before a colonoscopy.

but i guess i have to wait until the night before the colonoscopy.

i am so afraid the colonoscopy will hurt. ain't got no "friends" or "family" to drive me, so i have to get an unsedated colonoscopy.

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28 Apr 2025, 8:52 pm

april 28, 2025

still not made redundant

Been working @ home depot for

4 year(s), 6 month(s), 20 day(s)

the second longest i have worked @ a paying job: five months, Tuesday Morning, Cashier, age 18

every day is a new record
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still no shower



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30 Apr 2025, 11:28 am

Like Proloader Adam said "only at home Depot"

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April 30, 2025

Still not made redundant

Still no shower



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30 Apr 2025, 11:38 am

Nice!


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02 May 2025, 9:00 am

ShortFat, I very much enjoy your posts. You remind me a bit of my husband, who lives an opposite world life from you, but relates things in a similar way. He is successful as an accidental result of his oddities and it seems like your misadventures often go the other way. I truly think you are a success waiting to happen as well.

You need to take a shower, though. You are going to get crotch rot and butt fungus and also cradle cap on your head. You probably have these things already. If you improve your general well-being, you will have more energy to deal with the unpleasant things you have no control over, such as dealing with this boss you dislike or weird people throwing dollars at you.

Here is an adjustable shower rod that can be found at Walmart:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-30 ... om=/search

You can also find them on Amazon. Just put the shower curtain back up after you get a rod and take a shower.

Suggest for the itchy skin you use Dial antibacterial soap or Ivory soap and then use a mild lotion after. Alternatively, you could use a charcoal-based soap. The itchiness is from your skin feeling dry.



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05 May 2025, 6:46 pm

soc of autism:

"a success waiting to happen". no, my worthless corpse is just a disaster waiting to keep happening.

exhausted all the time. every slightest movement takes way too much energy. only 42. talking takes too much energy. ("actions speak louder than words." "loose lips sink ships").

have to be close to a litterbox @ all times.



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05 May 2025, 9:34 pm

SFBUM's success will be him getting all his
posts/comments published into a book. His stuff is great. I read almost all of them.


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11 May 2025, 11:35 pm

Last week got written up at work, but not for Dress Code violation.

Angela w had the nerve to write that I wasn't available when some customers needed loading assistance, but I was pushing carts. Then she said I was walking around and listening to music. But if you are standing still you are not pushing carts. (Misleading, mitigating factors, out of proportion, out of context)

Still not made redundant though

Still no shower



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12 May 2025, 10:43 pm

I get mistaken for being homeless all the time. I dress like a hippie sometimes and I wear a painted hat with a peace sign on it.


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