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Sean
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26 Jun 2005, 4:27 am

I got this in my email today:

HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have
both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the
edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can
find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash and rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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26 Jun 2005, 4:31 am

dear dog,

your days are severely numbered...

love (yeah, right),

Cat.

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26 Jun 2005, 4:51 am

Any tips on dog bathing?

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26 Jun 2005, 5:43 am

What the hell is your problem with cats? This and that dumb how to cook a cat thread.

I might start a thread called "how to bathe an aspie" and see how long that lasts. :roll:

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26 Jun 2005, 7:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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26 Jun 2005, 9:40 am

LOL!

That's funny!

hale_bopp wrote:

I might start a thread called "how to bathe an aspie" and see how long that lasts. :roll:

You should

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26 Jun 2005, 9:58 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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26 Jun 2005, 10:51 am

I'm really temted to try bathing my cats that way now... :lol:

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26 Jun 2005, 10:55 am

Me too....

GA

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26 Jun 2005, 11:08 am

:lol: I've seen that before. Funny!! ! Especially if you have ever tried to bathe a cat.
I have 4 cats.

I saw the HUGEST dog I have ever seen in my life yesterday. It was an Irish wolfhound. Looked like a small shaggy horse.

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26 Jun 2005, 11:32 am

dunno about bathing aspies (sounds potentially fatal to me), but i certainly think we should all vote Sean "Official World Cat Bather" for ever. or the duration of his lifespan, which may not be as long as he'd like, if he does the job properly. oh, and he has to do it without the help of a handy lavatory...

me? evil? only on days with an "a" in them...

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26 Jun 2005, 11:34 am

So you're not evil on Weekends then?

GA

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26 Jun 2005, 11:40 am

GalileoAce wrote:

So you're not evil on Weekends then?

GA

SaturdAy and SundAy do have the letter "a" in them. :wink:

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26 Jun 2005, 11:44 am

But "Weekend" doesn't...

;)

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26 Jun 2005, 11:50 am

Neither do 'Satdi' and 'Sundi', as they are referred to in these parts,,,,,

edit: oh, Satdi does.... doh

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26 Jun 2005, 1:10 pm

duncvis wrote:

Neither do 'Satdi' and 'Sundi', as they are referred to in these parts,,,,,

edit: oh, Satdi does.... doh

LOL
So she really isn't evil on "Sundi"s then??? Nice day to be virtuous, I suppose, if you're gonna pick one.

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