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NeantHumain
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23 Sep 2005, 12:22 am

Special Catharsis bonus round! Double points!

Sometimes, don't you just hate NTness? I'm sure you've got some choice words to say to them (but don't be too crude!), so why not say them to a real-make-believe one here? We'll call him NT Joe, and he's about as NT as they get!

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Hey, what be crunkin', WizRong Planet? Name's NT Joe and I is mad props tight :lol:

Don't worry about me. I like autistics and believe you're all so special! :P I want to chill here if that's cool. My favorite things to do are hangin' out, watching TV, playing the guitar, and finding funny stuff on the Internet. :D

I'm going to become a famous athlete some day or, if that fails, become a high school coach and gym teacher! 8) Being in shape is one of the fun-da-mentals.

I go to church every week where I pray to God, thanking Him that I could have such a wonderful life!

That's all for now.

Catch ya on the flip side of the bird! :wink:



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23 Sep 2005, 3:21 am

NT JOE I HATE YOU


IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF I SEE YOU



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23 Sep 2005, 3:23 am

yes, it's true.
Virtually all the people I know are NT and they're all like that!



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23 Sep 2005, 3:26 am

I hate him because I'm so jealous of him. There, I admitted it, I want to be NT.

(neant, it's spooky how you knew all the things i hate about the stereo typical NT)



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23 Sep 2005, 3:29 am

i still don't like people-bashing, whatever their neurology. i know people have suffered appalling horrors from people who don't have AS, and wish to vent that here. i'm still against stereotyping, though - individuals and even groups do horrible things, but that doesn't mean every "NT" (gods, how i'm beginning to loathe that acronym) is like that. no more than every person with AS is the same.



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23 Sep 2005, 3:34 am

NT Joe embodies everything I find naueseating about people I hate, the arrogant, confident sucessful outgoing NT. I would jealously hate him for being so outgoing and happy when I know I could never be the same, his boring personality, the fact that he thanks God for giving him a wondeful life - what about those people who don't have such wonderful lives, what are they supposed to say to God? the worst part is that NT joe is really out there somewhere.



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23 Sep 2005, 3:36 am

NT NeantHumain you bastard, I hate you!!11

oh wait.. it was joe we were supposed to be bashing?



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23 Sep 2005, 5:07 am

I think I'd just stare at him (or at least in his direction). I'm pretty thankful for NTs really, they provide hours of entertainment in that they see things in a different way. It's possible for me to divert the psychiatrist by discussing things like what she sees in the news, what she sees in TV advertisemants, etc. One favourite TV ad is for toilet paper and includes cuddly puppies, I see a woman balancing cucumber slices on her eyes while wearing a towel wrapped around her, hiding behind a shower curtain and standing in an area full of candles causing her imminent danger. The good doctor sees cuddly puppies and a nice storyline. What would you do without that sort of entertainment?



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23 Sep 2005, 6:22 am

Neanthumain is probably NT Joe pretending to be autistic.

I'd say we still kick his ass.

vetivert wrote:
i still don't like people-bashing, whatever their neurology. i know people have suffered appalling horrors from people who don't have AS, and wish to vent that here. i'm still against stereotyping, though - individuals and even groups do horrible things, but that doesn't mean every "NT" (gods, how i'm beginning to loathe that acronym) is like that. no more than every person with AS is the same.


Same here, but I have a feeling this is all done in jest, though.



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23 Sep 2005, 8:31 am

would i be correct to assume that NT joe is a chav (a chav is a british version of white trash)?

hello NT joe. it's friday today- are you going clubbing tonight with your mates to get drunk and shout at women? hope you have a nice time!

(ahh... if you look at his little face it's almost as if he understands.)



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23 Sep 2005, 8:32 am

I like NT now that i kno whats going on scocialy u can set them agenst each other at parties like cock fighting except not as crul because they bring it on them self


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23 Sep 2005, 9:50 am

if it haden't been for NT JOE Id been married long time ago,
where did you come from, where did you go,
where did you come from NT JOE

great!! ! now that's stuck in my head



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23 Sep 2005, 9:54 am

noooooooooooo! i had a kid in my class once, who never stopped singing that bloody song. it was interminable 8O

and i didn't like it to start with.

thank you SO much for reminding me, stlf (not). :evil:



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23 Sep 2005, 10:30 am

tom wrote:
the fact that he thanks God for giving him a wondeful life - what about those people who don't have such wonderful lives, what are they supposed to say to God?


Thats the christian catch all, one person survives a plane crash, or a burning house, and they start right in with "goddidit" ask em if god had something against the rest of the people in the building or the other 150 people on the plane and watch em squirm. ;)


Its lotsa fun, and you won't get a good answer. Too funny.



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23 Sep 2005, 11:50 am

Tak wrote:
tom wrote:
the fact that he thanks God for giving him a wondeful life - what about those people who don't have such wonderful lives, what are they supposed to say to God?


Thats the christian catch all, one person survives a plane crash, or a burning house, and they start right in with "goddidit" ask em if god had something against the rest of the people in the building or the other 150 people on the plane and watch em squirm. ;)


Its lotsa fun, and you won't get a good answer. Too funny.


christian catch all=Teflon God Syndrome., I'm pretty sure there must be a classification for it somewhere.



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23 Sep 2005, 11:55 am

NT Joe wrote:
My favorite things to do are hangin' out, watching TV, playing the guitar, and finding funny stuff on the Internet


Hey, me too!! :twisted: