This is kind of an interesting coincidence because last night I dreamed I was watching Kermit from the Muppet Show where he once sang an old song about "Lydia the Tattoo Lady", and Lydia was a pig in a skimpy bikini with tattoos all over her body. She was pretty homely, but Kermit seemed to like her and was singing, "She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so..." I don't mind a few small tattoos on a person but when someone looks like something out of those old circus sideshows it's hard to look past them, or when they have a swear word on their knuckles and swastikas or nude women or Yosemite Sam giving me the finger! 