clothing you hate/dislike?

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I'd never wear...

... pants
... anything orange or yellow
... jeans of any kind

I love...

... skirts
... dresses with an empire waistline (could wear them every day and I have several of them)
... soft and warm materials (like flannel from the dryer... )
... black

I wear all black most of the time or black tops with jeans. I have one pair of trousers with small brown flowers on it.
If I could afford to buy clothes and if I lived in an area where there are nice shops, I'd be wearing black, and some brown suede and maybe some khaki. In the summer I like black linen, and also sand coloured linen.
Inside the house I like to wear pink, or baby blue.

I would never wear colourful anything, I never wear hats and can wear platform heels only.

Too tight clothing except for skinny jeans, but those tend to fit nice and loose on me because of the fact that I'm naturally really thin. Most girl clothing, except for a few shirts and skinny jeans. Anything from Aeropostale or Abrecrombie or all of those stores where I get a dirty look from people if I enter them with a grandparent or whoever wants to drag me in there.

Shirts with buttondown collars. Since I have no neck to speak of, they just tickle my cheeks.

Like:
T Shirts (sometimes with zip up hoodies)
Shorts
Barefeet

Dislike:
Long sleeved shirts
Jeans/trousers
Shoes
Socks

I can't wea jeans, turtlenecks, fully buttoned collars, or sweaters. All are way, way too uncomfortable for me.

Oh, and when it comes to stuff I actually like, well...

T-shirts and khaki.

When I was in high school, I wouldn't wear much outside of t-shirts featuring panels from "The Far Side" and khakis.

I hate anything made from wool. My parents bought me some walking socks, which are wool and they wondered why my feet were so red.

I don't like:
-skinny jeans
-anything too floral patterned
-turtlenecks
-stockings
-high heels (just because I can't walk in them)
-anything too baggy
-anything too tight
-neon colours
-grandma sweaters
-long sleeve shirts (usually)

Most knitted sweaters, turtlenecks, stockings, and low-cut socks when it comes to sensitivity, and I dislike most feminine shoes or girly clothing in general. I usually just stick to wearing a screen-printed T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers everyday instead, or a hoodie if it's raining. Even in the summer/winter. I tend to dislike shorts because it makes it easier for bugs to bite me

I hate thongs.

Like:
Jeans
Shorts
T-Shirts
Athletic shoes (usually skate shoes)
Sweatshirts
Crew-cut socks

Don't like just about anything else:
Roughly textured or "itchy" fabrics
Dress shirts
Ties
Turtlenecks
Sweaters
Heavy jackets (I don't like the added bulk)
Clothing that's too loose
Low-cut socks
Dress shoes
Most long-sleeve shirts

I cannot buy clothes online because I have sensory issues with certain kinds of fabrics. I cannot wear most wools and a lot of knits because I hate they way they feel rubbing against my skin. I do have one knit sweatshirt that I like but my boyfriend forgets and rubs my back or my arm while I'm wearing it and then I feel it rubbing which I can't stand and then I have to take it off.

I love scarves but I have to wear them loose otherwise I feel like I'm being choked by them.

Gloves are a little tricky too because while I can wear them, I can't hold hands with my boyfriend with them on or if he's wearing them because I have problems with the gloves rubbing on my skin.

I hate suits and everything that goes with them. The shoes -- let's start at the bottom -- are stiff and uncomfortable and hurt my heels after a while. The inside of the pants feels weird and grates against my legs when I'm walking (I usually only wear straight, almost skinny jeans). Shirts are too tight around the neck and look weird when I leave the first button undone. Besides, they are too hot in the summer and don't offer any protection against the cold in the winter. Such an utterly useless piece of clothing.

The same goes for suit jackets. They fail to keep the torso warm during the winter and turn into a portable sweat lodge in the summer. I also hate the way they cover my butt, which makes it awkward to sit down in them. I always sit on the bottom of the suit jacket, which pulls it down and tugs on my shoulders. But the worst piece of clothing that was ever invented is a tie. I mean, what in all seven hells is the purpose of a cloth arrow that points at my crotch? It's totally obscene, bloody useless, always gets in the way and ends up in sinks or coffee mugs or gravy-laden dishes, and I never learned how to correctly bind the damn things.

Not only are all these clothing items bothersome and unpractical, their maintenance is also a female dog. You can't just wash and dry them like comfortable and practical 21st century clothes, they have to be dry-cleaned and ironed. I mean... ironing? Which century is this again? I've tried that one time, burned a hole into an expensive shirt, melted a few buttons, and decided to never do this again. When I stopped working, I promised myself that I'd never wear a suit or a shirt again in my life.