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<trapped in a thought stream caused by apparent irony in the previous post at odds with the apparent meaning to the self therein yet drawn mainly to the insecurity hinted at in the last six words and wondering why self does not share the fears of the other self despite own inherent insecurities - attempts to rationalise but fails to find suitable answer due to lack of necessary comparative data>

<after consideration decides that joining in and sharing the 'joke' within this thread constitutes typical aspie behaviour yet accepts that 'typical' is logically different to 'universal' and is therefore satisfied that said participation is irrelevant when seeking to diagnose neurological orientation of subjects>

<uses big words like a pompous a**hole>

<Laughs loudly to self and congratulates self on the good fortune to have come across such an entertaining thread! >

<insults the above poster's sexual orientation, despite not knowing their gender>

<appreciates the attempt at humour by Ferdinand yet raises an eyebrow at the seeming indirect insult>

<Suspects high levels of neurotypicality in OP>

<Wonders what was OP's intention in starting this thread - is it to demonstrate 'typical examples' of aspie offensiveness in a jokey manner or what as very confused as calling someone 'gay' or whatever is, like, such a totally NT thing to say and as such 'You've lost'>

<To paraphrase, self would like an explanation of the premise for this thread>

<assures above user that the reason for thread is (meme here)>

<Suspects reason for thread is to offend aspies thereby possibly calling into question OP's diagnosis>

< Self specialises in offending anyone so no problem whatsoever! Laughs loudly again>

<deflects awkwardness of being called out by intentionally misspelling words in a random reply back>

<Suspects OP 'not up to the game' hence trying to buy time in which to think up suitably 'cutting' response. Can't help smiling broadly to self>

<Goes off to make a coffee thus giving OP more time...>

<finds a minor error in statistics in a post from months ago and rants about it for half a page so she can avoid going back to analyze actual statistics at work>

<writes 5 paragraphs explaining why the OP is a troll>

<notes thread is beginning to resemble that which it mocks (or else can't identify fact vs. fiction)>

<gets irritated by smartarses>

<Ceiling cat is watching you fap>