Offering yourself as a pet to someone

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Valoyossa, that's such a great video. I love the part where he starts tearing the feathers out of the other person's wings.

I wouldn't consider being a real pet. A kept woman, though...well...

If the right woman wanted to feed me, house me, exercise me, pet me and clean up my poop, then it's a deal.

You're not wrong... this is a very creepy thread.

If you know the actual story behind that song, it will strike you as even more disgusting, especially if you know any German, and can figure out what they're singing about. Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist.

Personally, I've always liked this band in a horrific rubber necking kind of way... that is, I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but watch. But this particular song crossed the line for me. No wonder I don't eat meat.

Denn du bist, was du ißt I think everyone knows about what this song is
Man described in this song is... hmmm... more human than others
Rammstein are pervert and I love them for it - and not only ofc.

I often ask people who are you if you eat junk food?

And I sometimes use the beginning of this song, but I change a little
Ich suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen... ihr wisst warum
(I'm looking for wellbuilt 18 to 30 y.o. men... you know why)

I was briefly a slave in a BDSM relationship. Does that count? It's actually a pretty cool lifestyle for Apies, but I just had too much personal ambition to sustain it for long.

If (and I don't want to/can't see how it would work out ) I was to have a relationship it'd be on my own conditions, and I think alot of aspies feel that way.

This has already happened in human history, slavery.

I think that's actually Mein Teil.

I feel like, for all intents and purposes, I am on the same level as a pet, in my relationship. Not intentionally though, just the consequence of being with some one far more responsible, ambitious and capable than I am. Basically a cat who's also expected to wash dishes.

It's not all bad but it's not all meow mix either.

Valoyossa I love the German speaking skills! What other languages do you speak?

I don't eat junk food.

I think it would depend on the owner weather or not it's a good thing, Some people treat their pets very horribly but some pets get treated really good. I bet some celebrities poodles live much better than most humans do I don't think I would like being a pet but I am dependent & have a hard time making decisions sometimes so I guess it's possible I mite would like it if I would not feel like a slave. If a girl wanted to be a pet; I'd be willing to adopt but I would treat her as an individual person instead of a pet.

Offering onself as a pet? I don't think so.

So many scifi and action plot lines are about what happens when you put humans into pampered prison (think Star Trek), and why humans have this perpetual spirit to be free at any cost. Also, pigs (who are a lot like us) are one of the supreme trick animals that can learn and perform routines faster than any other captive animal - but they are never used because they get bored and rebel. A human pet would rebel too, unless it had a say in how it was treated, in which case it wouldn't be a pet.

I've only been on a leash as a gimmick, but I did handcuff myself to my first boyfriend a lot (in public not in bed). I guess there's a bunch of goth-ish aspies here I also noticed someone had Placebo's album cover for Meds as their avatar so I just have to say as soon as I make it to veteran what I'll put as my heading is:

forbidden snowflake, angelic fruitcake

But I like Rammstein too. Their grotesque lyrics don't bother me in the least, you read into them what you please. Devouring another human can happen in many ways. But for me it's party music, stuff I used to bounce to on the dance floor when I was 18....

I'm one of those poor people who can't listen to music without paying attention to the lyrics. Try what I might, I can't zone them out, which ruins a lot of music for me. As a result I tend to prefer orchestral classical music, or chamber music... I used to love Beethoven's fifth until I learned German. Then I discovered that the lyrics to Ode to Joy are so hideously twee as to ruin the piece for me. Even when I hear an instrumental version I have that lyrical pap destroying it for me. All men are brothers my @rse!