memorable social blunders

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My statement would have been offensive because its taking God's name in vain, plus i repeated it a couple times

nobody was laughing, but i guess that could have been attributed to the unexplained alarm.

to be honest, i would probably be the one smoking oregano. i have never had an interest in pot, or other illegal substances, even if i did, i wouldnt know how to go about getting it, cant exactly walk into wendys and say "ill have the number one combo with a dimebag togo please"

even if i knew who to go to, i dont have the kind of street cred that it takes, the dealer would likely think im a cop, i wouldnt know how to go about getting the nescessary street cred, cant walk into a bank and ask for the street credit application.

even if there were such an application, the box that asks for a HOME phone number would trip me up, i only have a cell phone, why have a home phone when my cell works just as well at home? im not a good liar, even when it comes to a 7 digit number, and the line about perjury at the bottom of the app would scare me straight as well.

so... i would have to go to a "high cred risk" dealer who offers the crappiest goods for the highest prices, i would be smoking oregano that i paid 600 dollars a joint for.

dont i suck!

My memorable blunder: I once dodged a girl that was attempting to kiss me because I thought she was A) Falling forward [In which case I should have attempted to catch her, not dodge her] and B) About to headbutt me.

Before I knew what had happened, I realised she was still on her feet/had not fallen. And looked very red in the face.

I had a couple of embarrassing moments in Jr. High.

One moment was when I was visiting a friend that moved to a new apartment in her neighborhood. Me, her, and someone else went to the pool during the 1st day I visited her at the new apartment room. Along the way back, her friend pretended to be after me with a gun, so I tried to run in the apartment for safety. I accidentally ran up the steps and opened the wrong apartment door. There was a random couple watching T.V. I said "Oops! sorry", and fortunately I don't even know if they noticed me.

During the mathematics section of our nation - wide standardized testing in 7th grade, I zoned out when the teacher was giving instructions. All I heard her say was "stop at 7", so I only did the 1st 7 problems of the exam. I then spent the rest of the time daydreaming. Finally, by the time I noticed that it was odd that I got done so much earlier than my classmates, all of the time had gone. Right when the math section ended I realized that I was supposed to stop at page 7, instead of number 7. I brought that up with my teacher and she tried to give me another chance to retake the exam, but she couldn't because the examiners claimed that I was the only person that had made such a mistake.
At moments like those, I could understand why people tell me that I lack common sense.

so, we're both quiet and i'm hanging around her like nothing's wrong. i didn't know she was mad. 5 minutes later, she says "i don't know why you're still here. get the f**k away from me!"

I love the sincerity lol

In grade school gym class we were going through some stretches, when after doing some of the regulars the teacher asks the class if anyone knew any others. Me being used to watching hockey players stretches, I thought it was normal to do the squating groin stretch (like the splits with your legs bent in and resting on your knees) so I got up in front of everyone and drop down on the gym floor to show of my superior athletic knowledge but was quite suprized to find that everybody thought I looked pretty funny. Not suprizingly, nobody else tried it, not even the other guys on my team mentioned that they do the stretch many times a week. Actually, I found that it only works on ice.