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24 Jul 2010, 6:59 am

Be forced to have group sex, with my worldly NT peers.


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24 Jul 2010, 7:09 am

I'd like to be more sociable and have friends.
But if this socialising was something stupid like NT party, I'd rather tidy my whole flat than go to it.
I'd even go to beauty studio and let torture myself than go to it.


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24 Jul 2010, 7:22 am

Watch Benny Hinn on TV for 24 hours, and THEN Joel Osteen and watch him blink his eyes trillions of times for another 24 hours.

Join the Tea Party. Oh wait, I'm a Tea Partier. Nevermind. (I also drink iced tea too, but that's not the reason why I am a Tea Partier.)

I would bleach-clean the house to make it spotless and uber-clean than to go out and socialize with people of vanity.

Wear my special underwear, with no changes in the duration of 24 hours. That is extreme, not something I would really do but hey, I would prefer to do that instead of having to socialize!



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24 Jul 2010, 8:10 am

Listen to 'Larry Kudlow' WITHOUT going into an extended diatribe about rednecks, 'conservatives', Republicans and how.........on the eve' of Y2K.............LARRY was screaming about how EVERYONE should be FULLY invested in 'the market'

This one is borderline and if I really had to choose, I might actually do 30 seconds of forced socializing


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24 Jul 2010, 8:18 am

Blindspot149 wrote:
This one is borderline and if I really had to choose, I might actually do 30 seconds of forced socializing


30 seconds isn't long enough to be called socializing! :lol:

"Hi, how are you?" "I'm doing good, you?" "Good too..... got to go. Bye!" "Uh... bye?" 8O



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24 Jul 2010, 10:37 pm

Sefirato wrote:
Blindspot149 wrote:
This one is borderline and if I really had to choose, I might actually do 30 seconds of forced socializing


30 seconds isn't long enough to be called socializing! :lol:

"Hi, how are you?" "I'm doing good, you?" "Good too..... got to go. Bye!" "Uh... bye?" 8O


I think you could make a case for being social for 30 seconds if you are Autistic.

I could even finish your sentence with an irritating 'Talk soon :!: ' (while knowing that I NEVER will) :wink: :arrow:


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