"the strange, shady, red haired man hung about in the alleyway, just around the corner from the school. He faced away to avoid suspicion from the residents across the street as he sloutched in his trenchcoat , as the schoolbell rang he sprung into action without moving a muscle.
Fourteen year old James Frederick walked out of school, he was not thinking really. But then again who does on the way back from school. He simply had his mind on walking. He walked round the corner, his spare change changled in his pocket. The Predator lept into action
'Hey!, Hey kid' said the strange man. James continued to walk 'Hey you' Called the Stranger again, James stopped and tooked around, there he saw in the alleyway the strange red haired individual. He then felt slightly confused, for the Red haired man was wearing make up, alot of it. On closer inspection james realised that this man looked like a clown.
'What do you want?' asked James, 'You wanna see something cool kid?' the ever-so serious clownlike man asked. He looked like a clown but he had sunglassses on. 'Ok then?' said james with caution. 'Excellent' Said the strange man 'the names Ronald, by the way, Ronald McDonald, heres my number' Ronald handed james a card.
'Why would I want this?' Asked james, 'Oh youl see' explained ronald 'I sell Fast food see'. 'Whats that?' Asked james, 'Its food that you can get and eat quickly, you know that kid?' Explained ronald. 'no' said James, still confused. 'You got extra cash kid?' Asked Ronald? 'Yeah' said James, 'Good' said ronald.
Ronald Flew open his trenchcoat to reveal lots of pockets on the inside, and also his strange one piece uniform. Silver, Yellow, and red, and made with some sort of strange man made fabric, He had a badge with the simple letter, 'M'. Ronald reached into one of his pockets, and took out a strange box. 'How much money you got kid?' asked ronald. 'I have £2' said james.
'Since your a new customer ill give you a discount' said Ronald 'Now this, this is a Quarter Pounder'. James Exclaimed'A Quarter..!' 'Shush kid Shush!' Whispered James, 'We dont want the police to find out we are dealing Fast Food!'. 'Ok then?' Said James, Still confused, James was an overall gullible child.
'Here' Said ronald 'Take it, look inside'. Ronald handed over the strange box to James, James opened it, Inside the box was a strange inflated circular sandwich, with some sort of steak inside, James was impressed. 'Woah!' Said james 'Its like nothing ive ever seen!'. 'Yeah Yeah kid' Said Ronald 'You want it?'. 'Sure Do!' Said James, 'Great' Said Ronald 'Thatde be that £2 now'. James handed over the money 'Thanks Sir' Said James. 'Your welcome kid' said Ronald 'But next time thatle be £5, If your Lucky'. James took his prize and ran off exited, ready to try this new thing he had discovered called 'Fast Food'. As he ran away, Ronald McDonald whistled a tune as he counted his profits 'Im Lovin' it' He said to himself.
That night James ate the Quarter Pounder, Soon he was hooked. Again and again he went back to Ronald to buy more and more types of fast food. He had become addicted, addicted to a high he got whenever he ate the food, addicted to the High Cholestoral"
Jesus Christ i got carried away, but you get my point, drugs do not equal fast food
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