What gets me is how if one girl has to go to the bathroom, the whole troop of girls all go together, even if they don't all have to go. What's up with that? You want someone to talk to while you pee? Ick. It's not as if there's a ravenous Bathroom Monster that one needs assistance to slay or something.
Even worse than that is the peopel who go in the bathroom, sit down and start peeing and next thing you hear is "hello?" And I'm thinking, "is that stranger in the other stall, evacuating their bodily wastes, greeting me?" But before I can figure it out, they continue their conversation and I realize they're on their cell phone! Bringing the whole world in to the bathroom to hear them pee (and whatever random sound I might happen to make at the time.)
I mean, that's just gross. What is it? "I was just sitting here on the toilet and it made me think of you so I thought I'd give you a call so you could share the moment." Ugh. Never call me from the toilet. If I wanted to listen to you pee, I'd have gone in with you. And to defend you from the ravenous Bathroom Monster.
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