Hohw should I deal with these idiots at work

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One of my co-workers use to put dog poop in a take out container and put it on the front seat of people's car. People were use to that trick so they would yell yuck and throw the container without seeing the poop. He asked me to come up with a way for them to see it again. So I took two take out containers I cut the three sides of one container leaving the lip and bottom. The second container I cut off the bottom and lip so the two containers would connect together. We tied a piece of thread to the container with the bottom then tied it to the seat belt next to the seat. When she tried to pull the container of dog poop out of the car one side stayed tied and she would be left with the other half in her hand a suprised look on her face. She yanked it so hard the dog poop rolled under her brake. I never heard someone yell and swear that much in my life. My-worker did this to her because she poured ice water down the crack of his ass when we were busy.

I have never been fired for getting caught messing with someone but I have been fired for not working because I prepairing prank. I was fired from a fast food place for stacking seven feet of bus pans and I was caught filling the top bus pan with water. They needed the ladder for hanging Christmas decorations but I was using it to fill the top bus pan with ice water. The manager looked up at me when I pouring the water out of the bucket into the bus pan and asked me what I was doing all I could do was to laugh. Funny thing is she left the bin full of water after she fired me and someone took a running start to jump up to get the bin and caused a bus pan tsunami.

I worked another place stamping parts then putting them in the box. I would put the ink from the stamper on my finger then tell the person I was working with they had something on their face. They would try to wipe what they had on their face off but I would always say you missed it then they would do it all over again. So I would ask them if I could get it for them then I would smear the ink on their cheek with my thumb. The boss came over to see if I was done when he came around the corner my co-worker had a big red ink mark and I was rubbing my thumb in the ink pad. I was done with my work so he asked the temp service not to send me back.