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19 Oct 2011, 6:15 am

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I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.

Occasionally I've took something literally (even NTs can occasionally). like once my friend was saying about a man has asked her out and comes round and she doesn't really fancy him or want him as a boyfriend, and he ''puts the mockers on her'' when he comes in. She described that in a different way by saying, ''it's that smell when he comes in - I really smell the smell'', and by her tone of voice part of me figured it must be some sort of metaphor, but because I hadn't really heard that phrase before, I thought I'd take it literally, just to make sure, so I said, ''oh dear. What does he smell of?''

It was quite funny.


I'm not stupid, but this all went completely over my head 8O



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19 Oct 2011, 6:22 am

LittleBlackCat wrote:
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I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.

Occasionally I've took something literally (even NTs can occasionally). like once my friend was saying about a man has asked her out and comes round and she doesn't really fancy him or want him as a boyfriend, and he ''puts the mockers on her'' when he comes in. She described that in a different way by saying, ''it's that smell when he comes in - I really smell the smell'', and by her tone of voice part of me figured it must be some sort of metaphor, but because I hadn't really heard that phrase before, I thought I'd take it literally, just to make sure, so I said, ''oh dear. What does he smell of?''

It was quite funny.


I'm not stupid, but this all went completely over my head 8O


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19 Oct 2011, 7:00 am

Once, a guy called me "lame".
I replied, "I didn't hurt my foot, so why say that I'm lame?"
He laughed and said something like "Your retort is so funny."



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19 Oct 2011, 7:03 am

When I was 14 and 15 I was getting treated like I was anorexic even though I wasn't. At one point a social worker or whatever they were (I don't remember) asked me "what is the least you have ever weighed?" I said "7 pounds, 1 ounce".



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19 Oct 2011, 7:09 am

These are very amusing, thanks for sharing.

When I was a girl my grandparents had a dog called Lindy. A few months after Lindy died of old age, I was in the car in the rain with my parents and my mum said, "It's raining cats and dogs". I asked her, "Is Lindy coming down?"


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19 Oct 2011, 8:51 am

When I was about 4yo my granddad asked me how "old" I was.

I seriously replied "I'm not old; I'm young".



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19 Oct 2011, 9:44 am

Well, when I was in daycare, I was crying because being around so many kids was scaring me. The teachers told me to go to the "library." They meant the little bookshelf over in the corner, where I could read and calm down. But I thought they meant the big library across the street. Naturally I freaked out, saying that I didn't know how. Finally one of the teachers took me to the bookshelf, and I thought, "Oh, this is what they meant..."
I don't remember ever taking metaphors literally. Years of reading and watching TV prevented it.



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19 Oct 2011, 4:18 pm

sunshower wrote:
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I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.


I take things literally all the time, even at this age. It's a symptom of Asperger's. All the most common metaphors I get due to past learning, but sarcasm and more unusual metaphors often trip me up. I can guarantee you, I am not a stupid person.


I'm not exactly calling anyone stupid, it's just that I see metaphors wrote on posts here all the time and nobody seems to take anything literally.


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19 Oct 2011, 4:44 pm

sunshower wrote:
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Joe90 wrote:
I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.

Occasionally I've took something literally (even NTs can occasionally). like once my friend was saying about a man has asked her out and comes round and she doesn't really fancy him or want him as a boyfriend, and he ''puts the mockers on her'' when he comes in. She described that in a different way by saying, ''it's that smell when he comes in - I really smell the smell'', and by her tone of voice part of me figured it must be some sort of metaphor, but because I hadn't really heard that phrase before, I thought I'd take it literally, just to make sure, so I said, ''oh dear. What does he smell of?''

It was quite funny.


I'm not stupid, but this all went completely over my head 8O


Don't worry, mine too.


Smell? I don't get it either.



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19 Oct 2011, 4:48 pm

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sunshower wrote:
LittleBlackCat wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.

Occasionally I've took something literally (even NTs can occasionally). like once my friend was saying about a man has asked her out and comes round and she doesn't really fancy him or want him as a boyfriend, and he ''puts the mockers on her'' when he comes in. She described that in a different way by saying, ''it's that smell when he comes in - I really smell the smell'', and by her tone of voice part of me figured it must be some sort of metaphor, but because I hadn't really heard that phrase before, I thought I'd take it literally, just to make sure, so I said, ''oh dear. What does he smell of?''

It was quite funny.


I'm not stupid, but this all went completely over my head 8O


Don't worry, mine too.


Smell? I don't get it either.



Neither do I.



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19 Oct 2011, 4:52 pm

I don't get it either but I just figured it must be a British thing. Even if their location didn't say they were British the phrase ''puts the mockers on her'' sounds British to me.



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19 Oct 2011, 4:54 pm

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I don't get it either but I just figured it must be a British thing. Even if their location didn't say they were British the phrase ''puts the mockers on her'' sounds British to me.


Maybe, if it's a British phrase, then it has nothing to do with our AS then about that confusion.



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19 Oct 2011, 6:16 pm

Joe90 wrote:
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I don't take things literally, I mean, come on, I think I'm smart enough to know the differences in somebody using a metaphor when they're speaking or not.


I take things literally all the time, even at this age. It's a symptom of Asperger's. All the most common metaphors I get due to past learning, but sarcasm and more unusual metaphors often trip me up. I can guarantee you, I am not a stupid person.


I'm not exactly calling anyone stupid, it's just that I see metaphors wrote on posts here all the time and nobody seems to take anything literally.


I'm sorry; being called stupid is a sore spot for me as I have always considered my intelligence to be the best, and sometimes only, thing I have going for me. As I said, I know most common metaphors now and these days I am way more likely to get tripped up by sarcasm, although I have been confused by the occasional obscure metaphor. In grade 4 I wasn't as good at spotting metaphors as I was much younger.


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20 Oct 2011, 3:00 am

hanyo wrote:
When I was 14 and 15 I was getting treated like I was anorexic even though I wasn't. At one point a social worker or whatever they were (I don't remember) asked me "what is the least you have ever weighed?" I said "7 pounds, 1 ounce".


Funny answer, stupid question. I wonder what the question was supposed to be?



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20 Oct 2011, 3:12 am

Ok, I don't get this. Do NT people know every possible metaphor and slang phrase--no, I don't think so. Some of these examples here involve slang or metaphor--what does this have to do with AS.



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20 Oct 2011, 4:31 am

Haven't you read about AS? It says they tend to take idioms literal and have a hard time understanding them. I happen to have this classic trait. Not all aspies take idioms or metaphors literal nor have a hard time with them but some do.