Do Aspies get accused of farting?

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I would've said "It wasn't me" straight away, or something similar to "of course I farted, do you think I smell like this all the time??!"

If you make it obvious that you can smell it too, people will automatically think it can't have been you. This also works if it was you and you want to deny it.

I was out with a crowd of women from a toddler group. We'd all had a few drinks and were rather tipsy. We were laughing. I lost control and made the longest and loudest sound ever to come out of any derriere - I didn't even know it was possible to make such a sound with one's own body. There was no way I could deny it. We all laughed uncontrollably.

You smelt it, you dealt it.

No...... When I fart, I have to willingly try to do it. I find people who randomly fart gross.

We don't all have super sphincters. I could have described in detail about how the forceps delivery of my daughter has resulted in me losing those abilities that you're so proud of. But, I'm sorry to say that I think it would been too much for your constitution.

When I was in my Grade 6 homeroom class, someone farted and this guy in my class who has Asperger's got accused of farting. When I said/asked something about it, the blame was then suddenly put on me. I did not fart.

So I guess the answer to the question is "yes".

hahaha! I have definitely worked that angle.

I am a small long-haired female. In school I could fart all I wanted and so long as I was standing near some boys it would always get blamed on someone else. At some point I stopped using my powers for evil though.

Yes, child birth can do that! After dropping a 9lb 1oz mini elephant of a sprog (who much to my heart break is no longer with me, he is alive just not with me and because of a nasty trick my ex pulled I have not seen him in 3 years. My ex basically told everyone (including my child) that I had abandoned him (my son) whilst I was away on a short holiday break and I lost contact with him after that...I tried to get in touch but don't know if he is getting my messages or just not replying so don't know what to do as of yet. Given that I have mental health issues, even though I have never harmed anyone, or am not dangerous, it makes it difficult to fight for custody in court and my ex seems determined to stop me from having a relationship with my child so....I feel powerless. I lost a part of my soul on the day my ex pulled the stunt he did) I can say that nothing is as firm as it used to be, even my skin in various places. I never had any more sprogs after that one and you can't replace a lost child so I don't want any more either. I pine enough for the mini elephant whom I mistakenly nicknamed 'tidget' when he was still in my womb (ti = tiny and dget = for fidget because he never stayed still and kicked so hard he would wind me).

Eh, I guess I follow a simple tactic if it cannot be avoided to actually react to such silly matter: glaring at someone else.

Non-verbally accusing other people is - sadly/stupidly - a safe route to go in situations like these.