TheygoMew wrote:
1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?
No. In my case it's due to genetic splicing with glow-in-the dark squid genes.
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2. Is your big toe...big?
It is legend. In remote parts of Tuva the natives call it, "the toe that is bigger than [untranslatable]!"
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3. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy? Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?
I can't tell if they're more pointy when the moon is full; there's always too much blood on them then.
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4. Do you have a rock fetish? Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?
My home universe is mostly filled with rocks. Life doesn't exist on planets there, it exists in the spaces in between all the f'ing rocks. Our whales look really different than the ones here.
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5. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism? If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?
I don't know. My hairs only have tiny numbers and "Manufactured by Tyrell Corp." on them.
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Okay done with questioning. Hopefully you can aid me in my research. You see, my superior wants me to do this research but doesn't want to pay much. So as a last resort, I've decided to come here to Wrong Planet and see if I can get answers to my already biased conclusions. I'm really hoping that you give me the answers I want to hear. If you don't, that's okay, I'll just twist what you say to suit my conclusions and all will be well.
Commander Fluffy looks like a stern boss. I hope he is pleased.
02 Jan 2012, 8:49 pm
