For some reason, really little kids like me. They always have. I was walking down the sidewalk and a two-year-old started following me down the street.
Older kids seem to pick up on the weird, though, especially if I talk to them. I don't say anything strange, just, "Hi, how's it going?" But they look at me like I'm barking like a dog.
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"Lonely is as lonely does.
Lonely is an eyesore."