A few years ago, when I was with my previous employer, the people who published the monthly employee newsletter wanted to profile me in their "Employee Profiles", in which three or four members of the staff would get a little writeup. Those who were selected were supposed to write a short piece, a few paragraphs, about themselves. Anyway, when they asked me to supply them witha profile, I politely declined. They asked again. I declined again. Over the space of a few months they kept asking, getting more insistent each time. So I finally sent them the following:
Glenn is an advance scout for the invasion fleet that will arrive from the planet Neptune sometime in 2006. Past jobs have included shoelace repair technician, lizard wrangler, mutant hunter, and Prime Minister of the Republic of Zargovia. Hobbies include astronomy, computers, travel, and planning for total global domination.
They didn't use the profile, and they never asked me again.
Anyway, on a couple of other boards that I frequent, I make occasional references to being from Neptune... 
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