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b9
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02 Feb 2013, 7:05 am

b9 wrote:
redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon?

a disappointed dragon wearing a chicken as a condom


i think my joke was unperceived.
a dragon is much larger than a chicken (from what i have seen), and so if a dragon tried to "make love to" a chicken, then the chicken would be like a mere condom on the dragons phallus after the dragon entered the chicken.
the dragon would not be sexually satisfied (disappointed), and it would also have a chicken impaled on its penis and the only good thing about that is that the chicken could be seen as a condom of sorts, however with no other sexual partner in the vicinity, the condom is unwarranted. i thought it was funny.


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02 Feb 2013, 6:28 pm

redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon? A fire-breathing egg laying machine? A giant flying hen that terrorizes the neighbourhood?

Don't dragons already lay eggs..?


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