b9 wrote:
redrobin62 wrote:
Still though...what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dragon?
a disappointed dragon wearing a chicken as a condom
i think my joke was unperceived.
a dragon is much larger than a chicken (from what i have seen), and so if a dragon tried to "make love to" a chicken, then the chicken would be like a mere condom on the dragons phallus after the dragon entered the chicken.
the dragon would not be sexually satisfied (disappointed), and it would also have a chicken impaled on its penis and the only good thing about that is that the chicken could be seen as a condom of sorts, however with no other sexual partner in the vicinity, the condom is unwarranted. i thought it was funny.
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