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Scoots5012
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26 Mar 2005, 4:26 am

How does that line from hamlet go.... "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark"

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To the plaintiff's surprise, after hearing the judge's decision Hamburger approached Ms. Evans and her lawyer, giving each a hug. Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.


The news stories are bogus too. This type of writing would never appear in an AP story


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26 Mar 2005, 10:55 am

It IS a parody...

It's done by a 30-year old man... imitating a 12 year old...

Ninjas are mammals...



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26 Mar 2005, 12:50 pm

its lame. It doesn't even sound factual. Its Ninja Throwing Stars, not Ninja Stars, or Shurikens. And they don't kill people all the time or even use swords when they do to slice off heads, they have many ways to kill, and most of them do not even involve the sword since their whole purpose is about stealth and making deaths not look like murder or assassination. They usually only kill who they are hired to or assigned to by a master. That site is so illogical. And Ninjas started out as ex-Samuri, they just reversed many of the Samuri principles. Like Hanzo Hattori of Tokugawa clan, or the female ninjas of Yuki Sanada. Both during the Samuri wars that unified Japan in the 16th and 17th centuries. A few good movies to watch to see Ninja are: Shogun (with Richard Chamberlain), Ninja III: The Domination, Ninja II, and even American Ninja, and a few bond movies.



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31 Mar 2005, 11:36 pm

Thats the whole point... >_<



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02 Apr 2005, 1:12 pm