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Your town as Hell on Earth?
Yes, the rednecks around my way are the most maddening, simplistic animals imaginable!! ! 56%  56%  [ 14 ]
No, it's not so bad in my town. 44%  44%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 25

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25 Jan 2007, 11:29 am

Oh, so many people who get on my nerves. The place is writhing with ghastly ignoramuses.


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25 Jan 2007, 11:42 am

andy1976uk wrote:
I'm trying to find the US equivalent of the word Chav, but the closest I can come up with is redneck, any ideas?


That's probably as close as you can get.


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25 Jan 2007, 11:43 am

Anubis wrote:
Oh, so many people who get on my nerves. The place is writhing with ghastly ignoramuses.


Which place is that?



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25 Jan 2007, 12:23 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Oh, so many people who get on my nerves. The place is writhing with ghastly ignoramuses.


Which place is that?


Stoke-on-Trent.


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25 Jan 2007, 12:24 pm

andy1976uk wrote:
I'm trying to find the US equivalent of the word Chav, but the closest I can come up with is redneck, any ideas? Could Eminem be considered a bit Chavish? :?


I think "redneck" is somewhat similar, although it tends to have small-town, farm-and-country implications rather than state-housing/tenement hooligan implications. "White trash" might come a little closer, perhaps.
In Australia they'd be "yobbos" and in New Zealand "bogans".



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25 Jan 2007, 12:48 pm

"Wigga" might work, too. Hey, stereotypes are fun when they're not applied to me!



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25 Jan 2007, 9:45 pm

The Beatles weren't appreciated in Liverpool. They had to go to Germany to get their first big break.



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25 Jan 2007, 10:20 pm

I find this poll offensive... I am a rednick. *gives poll author one finger salute*



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25 Jan 2007, 10:57 pm

What is a Chav? Are they white trash? Or trailer trash (lives in a Mobile Home)? Another term for a redneck is a Hick. Eminem is more of white trailer trash that thinks he may actually be black "wigger." Honkey is a good one, I had a black guy the other day refer to me as a honkey while I was holding the door open for him.



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25 Jan 2007, 11:29 pm

amerikasend wrote:
What is a Chav? Are they white trash? Or trailer trash (lives in a Mobile Home)? Another term for a redneck is a Hick. Eminem is more of white trailer trash that thinks he may actually be black "wigger." Honkey is a good one, I had a black guy the other day refer to me as a honkey while I was holding the door open for him.



It's an acronym for Council Housed And Violent. They're the british version of white project trash that think they're black project trash. check out http://www.chavscum.co.uk for more info.

Oddly enough though, they don't appear to listen to gansta rap. they listen to plastic manufactured stars like Brittney Spears and Christina Aguilara, though I think Eminem might be listened to as well.


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25 Jan 2007, 11:48 pm

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Honkey is a good one, I had a black guy the other day refer to me as a honkey while I was holding the door open for him.


Uh huh....did he call you a jive turkey as well? Was he wearing platform shoes and bell bottoms? I haven't heard anyone say honkey in decades. Maybe it's making a comeback??



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26 Jan 2007, 12:32 am

WCHandy wrote:
amerikasend wrote:
Honkey is a good one, I had a black guy the other day refer to me as a honkey while I was holding the door open for him.


Uh huh....did he call you a jive turkey as well? Was he wearing platform shoes and bell bottoms? I haven't heard anyone say honkey in decades. Maybe it's making a comeback??


LOL!



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26 Jan 2007, 3:16 am

WCHandy wrote:
amerikasend wrote:
Honkey is a good one, I had a black guy the other day refer to me as a honkey while I was holding the door open for him.


Uh huh....did he call you a jive turkey as well? Was he wearing platform shoes and bell bottoms? I haven't heard anyone say honkey in decades. Maybe it's making a comeback??


Uh huh, a black guy called me a honkey oooooh. That's neat that you haven't heard anyone say honkey. Do you leave your house much?

I prefer it when blacks call me n***a, even though I'm white.



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26 Jan 2007, 4:22 am

You want lack of culture? Try small-town Hellhole... Err, Wyoming. Spend a week here, you'll be begging to go back to the chavs. 8O



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26 Jan 2007, 6:18 am

Some people who might be considered to be celebrity Chavs: Jade Goody; the Beckhams; as for Wayne Rooney... :roll: .

I agree Britney Spears would rate as a Chav in the UK, as would Eminem.

As for the City of Culture & other EU city things - they've been lots of places that you'd never expect. I don't think it really means much.

Norwich was voted most polite city in Europe some years ago; that was the day I was beaten up by a yob for "looking at him in the wrong way"! :(

Perhaps they were right though; after he'd decked me, he apologised and helped me back on my feet, before directing me home :roll:


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26 Jan 2007, 7:35 am

Cernunnos wrote:
Some people who might be considered to be celebrity Chavs: Jade Goody; the Beckhams; as for Wayne Rooney... :roll: .

I agree Britney Spears would rate as a Chav in the UK, as would Eminem.


Jessica Simpson might be another reasonable example too.



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As for the City of Culture & other EU city things - they've been lots of places that you'd never expect. I don't think it really means much.

Norwich was voted most polite city in Europe some years ago; that was the day I was beaten up by a yob for "looking at him in the wrong way"! :(

Perhaps they were right though; after he'd decked me, he apologised and helped me back on my feet, before directing me home :roll:


Hmmm, what an a**hole :roll: