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Dillogic
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28 Feb 2014, 2:35 am

(My real one has, "person with autism, may not respond to commands".)



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28 Feb 2014, 8:29 am

"if you can read this.. you are too close"



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28 Feb 2014, 11:30 am

A boxing glove on a spring. POW!! !



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28 Feb 2014, 12:06 pm

Dillogic wrote:
(My real one has, "person with autism, may not respond to commands".)


Back in the serious thread, someone got into trouble just because of this. A policeman started yelling at him and he didn't respond to the shouting.


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28 Feb 2014, 12:27 pm

If found unconscious, please administer MMR vaccine.



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28 Feb 2014, 12:28 pm

If found unconscious, please administer fresh breast milk.



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28 Feb 2014, 3:49 pm

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28 Feb 2014, 11:33 pm

A few of these liked.


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01 Mar 2014, 12:06 am

Mine would say "If you are reading this you are hallucinating. The DSM says I don't exist."


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02 Mar 2014, 3:33 pm

"Just Because You Think I'm A Psychopath Means You Actually Are."


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03 Mar 2014, 3:30 am

iammaz wrote:
"if you can read this.. you are too close"

I like this :lol:



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03 Mar 2014, 4:44 am

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03 Mar 2014, 7:04 am

"A moron says 'what does that say?'"

... in really tiny writing.



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03 Mar 2014, 7:28 am

If I am having a meltdown it's probably because you caused it.


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03 Mar 2014, 3:22 pm

"You are talking to the wrong trained animal because I am not one."


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03 Mar 2014, 4:14 pm

Shouldn't it have "one" on the end?
I.E
"You are talking to the wrong trained animal because I am not one"?
Correct me if I'm wrong.