Was Jesus Christ an Aspie?

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I am an aspie!

lol, you guys crack me up!!

This is a f*****g amazing topic.... and being an aspie forum I am rather taken aback that no-one has tried to answer it seriously, so seeing as I found it so funny, I shall attempt to answer it in a 1/2 serious manner:

Jesus's titular name was Christ, which comes from Christós; i.e. the anointed one, i.e. the one smeared with ointment. Anointed with what, exactly? If one looks towards the delightfully revelatory Exodus 30:22 to 30:25, one realises that the ingredients of this ointment were myrrh, cinnamon, "fragrant kanabos cane", cassia and olive oil. So rather than being autistic, it seems reasonable to surmise that Jesus was as high as a kite in the sky.... I think that applying marijuana oil as an ointment to the skin would potentiate the dosage, but I'm not entirely sure about that. But it does go a long way to explaining the "love thy neighbour" mentality (which was in direct contravention to the Abrahamic scripts, etc) that permeates the sermon on the mount etc.

Also, I think the revelation of John was written on toadstools. Also also this would make David Icke the new Jesus Christ, which is, in my view, a hilariously subversive (if not slightly deluded) thing to say.

Jesus had ADD. END OF STORY.

Hmm...Jesus no. God however... He has a plan for all of us, apparnetly and apparently sacrificed his only son for the sake of his pet project. What do you say?

I say God was an evil bastard who rode dinosaurs.

Rabbit23, RedMage: LOL


Brendan

Rabbit - That's a funny observation, allthough the thought has crossed my mind before. I will make more research on this The hippie-era possibly started with the long-haired loving-kindness-Jesus

I was born to make people laugh.

Yeah man. Peace, love and weed. Sod the people who said Jesus was a communist. He was clearly a stoner.

Or one hand flapping...

Ridiculousness aside, this is actually a good topic in a satirical sort of way. It seems like any time some person of fame or noteriety says anything like "they want to be alone" or "they're good at math" then this board lights up with all kinds of speculation that they may have AS.

If all the suspected Aspies actually had it, then there'd be so many of us that WE'D be neurotypical just on the sheer volume. Then we'd go around beating up all the football players, and terms like "athlete" and "popular" would be just as derogatory as "geek" and "loser".

Maybe in the bizarro world...

Jesus Christ was a charismatic and very skiled conman.

God doesn't exist? I didnt know so many aspies knew the REAL truth to the universe

If Jesus existed, which is 100% possible, I think he was probably nothing more then a spiritual leader that his followers took too serious. Anyone that calls themselves a "god," in today's world, would be labeled insane.

Its quite possible he existed. Was he aspie? Don't know, are all spiritual leaders aspie? They may have that "independent" advantage

OCD. He loathed water.

haha

even better ahahaha.