Ok, so I know I'm bringing this thread back from the dead... but I figure the reason is justified. A friend showed me this video on youtube
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjn-byGua_Y&feature=related[/youtube]
and from there, I also found this one (better quality photo)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4nCTwOsLZg&feature=related[/youtube]
...and there you have it. Conclusive enough for me. One google search and a little light reading later, turns out his entire family are actors and he even had the support of a minor production company... I decided to get in touch with snopes.com, seeing as nobody can dig up the dirt like they can - should have an absolute verdict from them pretty soon, but it already seems pretty black and white to me.
Personally, I think he's a w*ker. Anyone who lives in Texas feel like giving him a punch for me?